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    AFRICANS n COPS :@

    [MPGH]DAVE - less then three says:
    *went to a gas station
    *some african american asked me for some money
    *i said "ok"
    *went in
    *got what i wanted (a drank)
    *hopped back on my bike
    *drove off
    *he was like hey
    *heeyyy
    *wait up
    *WAIT UPPP
    *then driving down the street
    *LALAALALALALAAL
    *signs pop up
    *construction
    *25mph
    *no construction in sight
    *i say fuck it, go 50+
    *next minute
    *cop drives by
    *starts slowing down
    *i was like o shit
    *turned into the next neighborhood i see
    *go off the main road
    *zig zag around
    *and oh by golly gee wilkers
    *i see 2 more cops
    *on someones lawn
    *with sm1 down on the ground
    *i was like o shit
    *i speed by them
    *then get lost
    *came the same way i went in
    *drive down the street
    *turn
    *go a mile or two
    *stop at a gas station
    *gonna fuel up
    *then BAM
    *3 more fucking cops
    *next to some dumpsters
    *surrounding like 4 ppl
    *and an ambulance driving up
    *sirens blazing
    *then i was like
    *fuck this
    *and drove home
    *without gas





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


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    i loled when i read this /

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    lol? africans failed, but why the cop where on your case? xD

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    I don't get why they're were cops.

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    wait to avoid the cops ^^

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    All of Dave's past hits are coming back to haunt him.

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    your story, it's cool bro.

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    I was speeding fellas.





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


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    He was speeding and was afraid to get a ticked -.-


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    Proof or gtfo faggot.

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    LMAO! This story is hilarious Dave xD so what if when you drive back out and run outa gas before u get to the gas station. Ur fucked lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChimiWow View Post
    He was speeding and was afraid to get a ticked -.-

    I shouldn't reply to posts when I'm half asleep.

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    Jewerly tοο loud man I need tο bе qυіеt. Whаt’s thаt οn mу wrist? I tοld thаt bitch tο bet qυіеt. Gone οff patron man I swear іt gοt em wildin’, If hе know lіkе I know tеll thаt nigga BE QUIET.

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    Dave doesn't live by the rules?
    I tried to ride a motorcycle once.. I fell.

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