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    Biggest Fucking Pansy

    [COLOR="Black"]So, My Dad called the Cops on me, Reason: I got all my shit taken away for not doing chores / and so I went outside about 30 Minutes later and I went, Dad, Why did you take all my SHit? He goes, hmmm if you font tell me why in the next 30 Seconds then it will be gone for a week, I sat there, he went okay 1 Week I went Woopty Fuckin Doooo, he went okay then 2 Weeks, AHAHAHAAA you aren't really smart now are you? I went, hmmm 40 With the Maturity of an 8 year old, he started walking towards me, sooo... you got into a little bit of Posion Oak? So you had to go get a Damn Shot while you expect me to sit here and do chores for your Lazy Pussy ass? He went ,Go inside,Now. I went no, I want to talk, he goes no, and then he started sniffling I went AWWWWW IS THE LITTLE BITCH CRYING????? AWWW HOOWWWW SWEEETTTTT
    now then Explain to me please why you took all my Shit? He went, god damn you really are a true Idiot arent you? I went once again When are you ever going to grow the Fuck up? He Went okay GO inside Now, I went nope Im just going to sit my happy ass here. He walked over to me, and Grabbed me around the Neck, I defended Punched him in the Fuckin Face he Stumbled back and then started running at my ass, I rared Back and Knocked his Ass off his God Damn Feet, Punched his ass straight in the Fuckin Nose and Broke that Bitch T_T
    He goes, IM CALLIN THE COPS I WENT

    CEEEWWWLLLL CALL THE GOD DAMN COPS PANSY BITCH!!!
    so he goes inside, and calls the Fuckin Cops,

    and now I have a Domestic Violence offense on my Fucking Record T_T
    Thats my last 2 days
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    u going to change your user title back to Father Abuser?
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    Your dad is a dick, just run away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan80 View Post
    u going to change your user title back to Father Abuser?
    Cool Story Bro
    fuck up man. don't talk.



    on-topic:
    ungodly, yo, get on MSN. talk ta meh. You are a minor though, so depending on the severity of the charges, they will more than likely be dropped when you turn 18 (or so i'm told...)
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnGodly View Post
    I'm on MSN you D***
    My internet shuts off in 25 Minutes soooo yah...
    oh. my msn changed.
    mpgh-killian@hotmail.com


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    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Lmao that shit will be dropped. Domestic violence isn't even a big deal.

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    Tell the popo he been touchin you.

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    LMAO!!!!! Epic Crusty Epic. Im 15 Why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnGodly View Post
    LMAO!!!!! Epic Crusty Epic. Im 15 Why?
    Lol 15 and demestic violence. Lucky im 13.


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