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    Presents..

    It comes around once a year a day i dread, a thought in my mind months before the day....

    Girlfriend's Birthday

    No stupid comments please

    Most likely i wont buy any of the presents that are suggested but just the idea's help me.

    -Shes 15
    -Im Broke..(lifeguard only pays 15/h)
    -She plays soccer
    -Chasity ( So no stupid jokes)

    Honestly Past present that people have given to there girlfriends if there are any on this forum...Presents that look good or w.e : to the low population in girls on this forum what would you WANT!.

    Thanks in advanced

    Remember no Bs

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    jewellery, never fucking fails.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    A box of trojan condoms. (not stupid btw)

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]ima Funk™ View Post
    A box of trojan condoms. (not stupid btw)
    he said she's in chastity.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    She don't put out? Go buy yourself a pocketpussy then and forget about her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meek Millz View Post
    She don't put out? Go buy yourself a pocketpussy then and forget about her.
    +2 on that one xD

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    My brother does metal work, so he made his (WHORE) gf a rose out of metal. Idk if you can apply the same technique(use your hobby or skill to make her something to express your love). It's a cheap way to tell her you love her.

    It your hobby is hardware\software engineering then forget the first idea. IMHO Women hate technology.


    They just want to know you care. Don't get her something stupid, like a soccer ball, lol.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]ima Funk™ View Post
    A box of trojan condoms. (not stupid btw)
    Got them. my uncle gave me some for my birthday(dont ask)

    There INSIDE the mattress of my bed.. my dad knows about them but he pretends to ignore it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meek Millz View Post
    She don't put out? Go buy yourself a pocketpussy then and forget about her.

    Where do you people live? LOL im in canada girls her age never put out lol the most anyone gets is fingering at MOST. thats like 5 rare people in my school and there all hoes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Protege View Post
    Where do you people live? LOL im in canada girls her age never put out lol the most anyone gets is fingering at MOST. thats like 5 rare people in my school and there all hoes...
    OMFG IKR. See MPGH, that's why I haven't had sex yet. Justification right there.

    It's harder in Canada(That's what she said), seriously though. IDK Where the hell you guise live to get sex at 15.



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    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    Cash or get her something engraved from "Things Remembered" it's cheap and they can help you pick out a bracelet or something.

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    same problem bro... idk wth to get her.. same age too i might just take her to the mall and spend 200 on her or something.... shes worth more. ill just let her buy what she wants..

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    Buy her some Chocolate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader- View Post
    Buy her some Chocolate
    cheap ass.

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    Do something own, show her your work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    They just want to know you care. Don't get her something stupid, like a soccer ball, lol.
    That was the best idea i had coming into this situation.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Recon View Post
    same problem bro... idk wth to get her.. same age too i might just take her to the mall and spend 200 on her or something.... shes worth more. ill just let her buy what she wants..
    LOL that would be my last option, because she takes hours to buy one thing and when we get to the bus im like dead, i can't even walk her home, so she walks me home.. Thats pathetic..

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader- View Post
    Buy her some Chocolate
    Id probly eat them before giving them to her.

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