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    This shit is fucked up.

    So today, i walked into this shop and was going to buy myself a drink. There was no more Coke in a 600ml bottle, so i grabbed a 600ml Pepsi bottle.
    I walk over to the counter to pay for it, and this Indian guy that seems to be everywhere i go scans the bottle and says "That will be $6.50"
    I'm like "Are you fucking serious $6.50 for a bottle of Pepsi?"
    He goes "No shit. Now are you going to pay for it or not kid?"
    I go "Fuck no, i ain't paying $6.50 for this shit"
    And the Indian guy starts threatening me with death threats and "curses". Curses as in BC time curses. I laugh at him and run out of the store. As I'm walking home, i mysteriously trip over a huge rock that wasn't even there. Then, when i tried to open my door with my key, the key snaps in half.
    What the fuck?




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    Quote Originally Posted by DigiTaLpluS View Post
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    if u Kill him the curse will be gone . /yea

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    my son got cursed yo
    son,go slap the oldfart silly



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    LOL Epic nigga reaction to KFC closed is epic.
    And ya, i just found out the Indian guy illegally works in Australia.
    He works at 7 eleven, and two other convenience stores near my area.




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    Quote Originally Posted by darknezzrox View Post
    LOL Epic nigga reaction to KFC closed is epic.
    And ya, i just found out the Indian guy illegally works in Australia.
    He works at 7 eleven, and two other convenience stores near my area.
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    How the fuck can i provide proof?
    Oh wow, i'm really gonna film myself getting cursed by a smelly Indian.
    Fucking genius.




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