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    Mr Accidental

    Endrit always says it, im a clumsy brit nigger

    came out of morning lecture and decided to go mc donalds stupid bitch nigger from another class rushed me, stumbled and in turn knocked me over the barrier of a subway/underpass fell like 14ft and landed straight on my back, ambulance called mean while i scream like a bitch

    anyway i lost all feeling in my right side, and the ability to move my right arm. they thought i had broken my back/neck so used a spinal board to move me, which hurt like a bitch.

    xrays and shit i was to high on laughing gass to remember has lead them to belive there is no perma damage
    and the loss of sensation and movement is due to swelling in my neck pressuring nerves and shit. and will go down

    paramedic reckons i would have died if i didn't have so much shit stuffed in my bag

    since i was discharged 4pm 9hours+ ago ive gained movement and feeling in the right side of my body other than my arm, which i can now kinda move but cant feel, you know that feeling you get before pins and needles or w/e where you aware of a limb but cant control it? yea dat it and my neck, swollen as fuck so i cant tilt my head and shit and hurts like a bitch now pain killers worn off. also im meant to wear a neck brace if i drive and shit, or when im working or at college. fuck that


    anyway, if brusing occurs over the next few days ill take some pic's, i cant move enough to take any good ones now and im struggling to find a way to convince my parents to do it for me.

    EDIT: Painkillers and sleep, possibly take the day off college but 1] im on a 2 week intensive course atm 2] if i go in and style it out ill look totally fucking badass

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    I am amazed at your skills of typing with 1 arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    I am amazed at your skills of typing with 1 arm.
    Owned./


    If this is no troll. That guys a little bitch. Could have killed you.
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    A foolish person learns from his mistakes, I wise person learns from others.
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    mhm

    i live in texas

    i was at the grocery store with my son. He saw a mexican guy, and he said "Look daddy! a mower man!"

    he's 4 yrs old

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    hope you recover soon :S
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    Holy six and a half negros man, you have to be more careful. Think of your children!



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    the bag saved ur life!

    keep it as a trophy

    hope u recover soon.

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    If this is real, like fosho real, then I feel bad for you bro.

    Your skills at typing with 1 hand are amazing, or you just took a shitload of time to type it all out finger-picking.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
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    Wow looooooooool

    Greg get dem pics yo

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    Sue him.
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    A foolish person learns from his mistakes, I wise person learns from others.
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    mhm

    i live in texas

    i was at the grocery store with my son. He saw a mexican guy, and he said "Look daddy! a mower man!"

    he's 4 yrs old

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    Greg's probably still writing a reply for the first response.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg View Post
    Endrit always says it, im a clumsy brit nigger

    came out of morning lecture and decided to go mc donalds stupid bitch nigger from another class rushed me, stumbled and in turn knocked me over the barrier of a subway/underpass fell like 14ft and landed straight on my back, ambulance called mean while i scream like a bitch

    anyway i lost all feeling in my right side, and the ability to move my right arm. they thought i had broken my back/neck so used a spinal board to move me, which hurt like a bitch.

    xrays and shit i was to high on laughing gass to remember has lead them to belive there is no perma damage
    and the loss of sensation and movement is due to swelling in my neck pressuring nerves and shit. and will go down

    paramedic reckons i would have died if i didn't have so much shit stuffed in my bag

    since i was discharged 4pm 9hours+ ago ive gained movement and feeling in the right side of my body other than my arm, which i can now kinda move but cant feel, you know that feeling you get before pins and needles or w/e where you aware of a limb but cant control it? yea dat it and my neck, swollen as fuck so i cant tilt my head and shit and hurts like a bitch now pain killers worn off. also im meant to wear a neck brace if i drive and shit, or when im working or at college. fuck that


    anyway, if brusing occurs over the next few days ill take some pic's, i cant move enough to take any good ones now and im struggling to find a way to convince my parents to do it for me.

    EDIT: Painkillers and sleep, possibly take the day off college but 1] im on a 2 week intensive course atm 2] if i go in and style it out ill look totally fucking badass
    I`ll buy all your painkillers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Greg's probably still writing a reply for the first response.
    hahah lol

    few weeks ago i was 'hanging' with my bicycle @a friends quad, we were driving fucking fast, i fell, KO for few minutes and there was an ambulance.







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    Get well soon.

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    get that guy thrown in juvie.

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    Damn,sick story. I got that in my right leg once. I couldnt feel it all the sudden when going down the stairs and i tripped fell about 4 meters of stairs and broke a finger.

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