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    Post Joke of the day[UNOFFICIAL]

    Title:FOUND A DEAD CAT

    A Junior School pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
    “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.
    “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
    “You did WHAT?! ?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
    “You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”


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    not funny :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Void View Post
    I'm not amused.
    read ut title(below ur name)

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jk didnt make me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Void View Post
    I'm not amused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by melias54 View Post
    read ut title(below ur name)
    I see what you did thur but still not amused.

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    Nobody is amused. Try telling that on Club Penguin
    I'm Alen on Steam. RIP Skype Friday nights.

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    Why would the teacher ask how the kid knew it was dead?

    Retarded teacher, The teacher would have actually gone "Where the fuck is it?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Why would the teacher ask how the kid knew it was dead?

    Retarded teacher, The teacher would have actually gone "Where the fuck is it?"
    lol true

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    Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a ******.

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    Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a ******.------->way better joke of the day

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    Shit was not one bit funny.

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    I'M HEMPJR'S ALT



    Code:
    Sebas says:
     Lolz
    HempJr says:
     I'll kill you 
    Sebas says:
     Dont
    HempJr says:
     I WILL STAB YOU TO DEATH
     poop
    Sebas says:
     Dont plox ;p
    HempJr says:
     I'm serious.
     ...
     I killed a man once.
     I had a good lawyer.
     Didn't go to jail.
     I can repeat it
    Sebas says:
     Haha  
     Dont  :D
    HempJr says:
     I'm still not joking.
      
    Sebas says:
     Cmon dont
    HempJr says:
     NIGGA GOT SCARED.
      /ahah
     I'm still not joking.
    Sebas says:
     Dude fucking dont
    HempJr says:
     Want to beg for your life?
    Sebas says:
     Kay
     *begs for life*
    HempJr says:
     Now suck my dick.
    Sebas says:
     Noty,we both wont enjoy
     Believe me xD
    HempJr says:
     I would enjoy,now do it.
     Think about your life.
     I would.
    Sebas says:
     Kay.
    *Sucks HempJr's dick*

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