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    thas gay .

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    thats how girls do /yea

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    make him a cs.he deserves it.
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    I am the sperm that won
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    Surprisingly.
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    whoever made this thread... you just got owned by Casavir...
    Ὦ ξεῖν', ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδε κείμεθα, τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -ECsTaSY- View Post
    thats how girls do /yea
    You wouldn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by Casavir View Post
    make him a cs.he deserves it.
    He is CS on his main
    I'm Alen on Steam. RIP Skype Friday nights.

    I'm Navi's lover <span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:2.5% 97.5%;background-size:4100%" title="hearts"></span></span>

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    lol.didn't know hehe /
    Quote Originally Posted by Armalite42 View Post
    I am the sperm that won
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    Surprisingly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    whoever made this thread... you just got owned by Casavir...
    Ὦ ξεῖν', ἀγγέλλειν Λακεδαιμονίοις ὅτι τῇδε κείμεθα, τοῖς κείνων ῥήμασι πειθόμενοι.

    50% Spartan,50% Macedonian.100% Greek

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    i aint cs on my main

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    I didnt read it... but its obvious that youre an expert
    A sinner once, a sinner twice!! No need for confession now...

    There is no sweet salvation
    Your soul belongs to me
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    My angels watch you bleed


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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd View Post
    you read it!??!?!?!
    wow!!!
    i read the first line n realized it was serious
    n was like fuck that
    its a 1 step thing
    ever suck a popsicle
    well so is my dick n its not n obstacle
    Of course I didn't..

    But I was just kidding..

    Obvious joke it's obvious..


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    Wow dude your so fuckin gay

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    wow so fucking gay people on this site =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by -ECsTaSY- View Post
    wow so fucking gay people on this site =/
    You're the one that made this thread
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    i didnt make shit

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    WE TAKIN OVA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -ECsTaSY- View Post
    (1)
    Pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up, you're
    doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the
    pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left
    hand and his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the
    bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck.

    (2)
    Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look into
    your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to watch.
    Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man and come
    very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your hot breath.
    Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him.


    (3)
    Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his
    shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend
    to take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet
    him again with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid
    around if necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a
    dry one.


    (4)
    Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratching
    them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach behind
    and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just
    before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very
    lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there,
    this will produce a reaction in his cock. When you really know your
    man, or even if you don't, place your index finger in your mouth
    getting in very wet and work it into his asshole. If he voices
    opposition just keep working. The pleasure will quickly take over and
    he will thank you for it in the end.


    (5)
    Open your mouth and take him inside slowly keeping your tongue wet at
    all times. As you increase the speed of the action on his cock, make
    sure to acknowledge his moans of pleasure with words of encouragement.
    Ask him if he is enjoying you sucking his cock. Make him know you are
    the one giving him this pleasure. Keep teasing don't go to fast and
    cause him to cum too soon.


    (6)
    When you start to hear quicker moans and his balls begin to tighten
    you are bringing him close to orgasm. The decision to watch the cum
    shoot out into the air or to keep it all inside your mouth is your
    own. He will be happy either way. When he does cum, keep sucking
    until he begs you to stop. His cock will soften and you will have a
    chance to lick up any cum you missed or landed on his stomach. If you
    really want to take you man to new areas, lick the cum off of his cock
    or his stomach and work your way up to his mouth. With a devilish look
    in your eyes he will not refuse a deep kiss.


    (7)
    Most importantly remember to have fun and go slow.


    laugh
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    Code:
    Sebas says:
     Lolz
    HempJr says:
     I'll kill you 
    Sebas says:
     Dont
    HempJr says:
     I WILL STAB YOU TO DEATH
     poop
    Sebas says:
     Dont plox ;p
    HempJr says:
     I'm serious.
     ...
     I killed a man once.
     I had a good lawyer.
     Didn't go to jail.
     I can repeat it
    Sebas says:
     Haha  
     Dont  :D
    HempJr says:
     I'm still not joking.
      
    Sebas says:
     Cmon dont
    HempJr says:
     NIGGA GOT SCARED.
      /ahah
     I'm still not joking.
    Sebas says:
     Dude fucking dont
    HempJr says:
     Want to beg for your life?
    Sebas says:
     Kay
     *begs for life*
    HempJr says:
     Now suck my dick.
    Sebas says:
     Noty,we both wont enjoy
     Believe me xD
    HempJr says:
     I would enjoy,now do it.
     Think about your life.
     I would.
    Sebas says:
     Kay.
    *Sucks HempJr's dick*

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    lol double posting

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