In four easy steps, you will be great troll:
1. Look like troll ;
Trolls usually looks like this
Super trolls are green. But to be the green troll you have to work very hard.
2. Sound like troll ;
Listen to him
3. Live like troll ;
See picture in 1st step.
4. Be Sam's slave ;
You ask him if you can be his slave, if he doesn't let you be, there is no place for you in trollin' world.
And thats how you become a troll, good luck!