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    chances of zombies actually being real

    are actually really fuckin scary!!!
    EDIT: original cracked article https://www.cracked.com/article_15643..****-happen.html

    read up on haitan zombies
    and don't say old is old cuz this is not old
    well it may be but i've never seen it anywhere on mpgh

    https://hubpages.com/hub/livingdead

    The shuffling, creepy zombies associated with low budget cult films are a fact of life in Haiti.

    Haitians so greatly fear the bodies of dead loved ones being stolen and turned into zombies they will often dismember a dead relative before burial. Others will stand guard over fresh family graves until decomposition makes the body worthless.


    The bokor is the voodoo sorcerer of Haiti, and instils terror into the hearts of the living. He can create paralysis or death by spreading a powder on the ground where someone walks.

    He will often create misery by ritually damaging a voodoo doll representing an intended victim. But his greatest power is his ability to make zombies.

    Voodoo lore suggests that the bokor traps his victim’s soul by sucking it out of the body and sealing it in a bottle. Death and burial soon follow.

    The bokor goes to the grave at night, opens it and calls the victim’s name. The bottle containing the victim’s soul is passed briefly under the nose to revive the body, and the zombie is led away.

    Rituals, drugs, and shocking beatings are issued to the zombie in copious quantities to ensure absolute compliance.


    Real Haitian Zombie SLAVE

    An American scientist revealed in 1982 that the bokor used a slow acting poison to paralyse his victims. The zombie-like state is created by a substance that contains tetrodotoxin, a chemical which lowers a person’s metabolic rate to the point where he appears to be dead.

    Once buried, the victim often does die from the poison or from suffocation. If he is still alive when the bokor reaches him, he will be forced to eat a mysterious paste containing a powerful psychoactive substance such as datura stramonium – known as the zombie cucumber.

    This causes memory loss and disorientation. The new zombie will soon become a submissive slave to his master the bokor.


    scary right????
    there is a list on cracked.com about 5 real ways zombie's can "be" and this seemed the most credible
    a quick google search and some sifting lead to this

    you should check the cracked article if you wanna read about neurotoxins brain bugs biological warfare and all that
    i think the birdflu is on there too

    this is just proof zombies do actually exist
    Last edited by Byrd; 09-05-2010 at 05:45 PM. Reason: added link

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    Lmao? im only believeing dis shit if Im High. But im not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaMBiiT View Post
    Lmao? im only believeing dis shit if Im High. But im not.
    go look it up for yourself
    i just found a good/credible article after googling it but if you don't trust me i encourage you this is 100% not a troll or edited or faked in anyway

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    Zombies are Fantasy
    /nuff said

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    So does that mean the Hatians have created a zombie army?

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    [FONT="Trebuchet MS"][COLOR="SlateGray"][SIZE="2"][B]This is the closest we have to a zombie in this world:
    Last edited by Jabuuty671; 09-05-2010 at 05:44 PM.


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    Zombies are slow, they'll do nothing.
    /nuff said

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    Quote Originally Posted by iApple671 View Post
    Zombies are Fantasy
    /nuff said
    believe what you want
    but when they invade i know i'll be prepared
    or if theres a civil war
    or a world war
    hell im just prepared

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    Their not real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    [FONT="Trebuchet MS"][COLOR="SlateGray"][SIZE="2"][B]This is the closest we have to a zombie in this world:
    [IMG]https://thehostages.files.*********.com/2009/04/worlds-ugliest-dog.jpg[/IMG]
    broken link sir
    pm it to me if you want

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    Zombies are real.


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    Cracked article link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolland View Post
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    5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen | Cracked.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd View Post
    believe what you want
    but when they invade i know i'll be prepared
    or if theres a civil war
    or a world war
    hell im just prepared
    You're preparing for a zombie invasion?

    fail.

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    Zombies are fake


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