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    Mountain Dew

    Think about it.

    Just think about it.


    Perverts. /
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    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
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    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    I thought you were a guy??

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    Drinking that makes your penis smaller its a fact at my school lol no one drinks it

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    Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

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    I thought he was a guy too
    o.o
    why is everyone changing genders
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    damn, you people are retarded.
    (except Insomniac)
    MOUNTAIN DEW.
    Mount n dew.
    Mount n do.

    MOUNT N DEW ME dumbshits, thats the perverted joke.

    Boombox thought it was funny.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    also i heard mountain dew reduces sperm

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    Pretty sure anyone that still thinks mountain dew makes your dick shrink needs to go back to 8th grade

    Mtn Dew is... kinda nasty [the drink]

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    Quote Originally Posted by iRobot™ View Post
    also i heard mountain dew reduces sperm
    Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

    U didnt read t.hat?
    scroll up

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    /facepalm2thedirectionofthisthread
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iconik View Post
    Think about it.

    Just think about it.


    Perverts. /
    i wish to rep you on this one, but i did already /

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    Who would think of
    MountAndDo?
    O.o

    Not us retards.
    GTFO




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    Quote Originally Posted by jennajones View Post
    Who would think of
    MountAndDo?
    O.o

    Not us retards.
    mountain dew taste is soo awsome, im thirsty now... mhm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purple View Post


    mountain dew taste is soo awsome, im thirsty now... mhm
    /

    funny .
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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