I am Alfred Morgan information officer to Asset Management Plc. Pardon me for sending this email to your private e-mail box. I just need to sketch your attention to matter arising at Asset Management Center London concerning a client who shares the same last name as yours, who here in after shall be referred to as a customer to Asset Management London.
A client of Asset Management with the same last name as yours died as a result of heart-related condition on March 12Th 2002. His heart condition was due to the death of all members of his family in the crash AF4590 disaster on JULY 2000. BBC NEWS | Europe | Families wiped out in crash
The late Client account balance with the bank worth ($12M).Twelve Million United States Dollars before his untimely death. Hence we are unable to locate his next of kin to this end. Asset Management decided that you come forward to claim the fund because the account will soon be confiscated if no one come for the claim.
For more information please contact me with below address. I will then provide full details of the inheritance to you as there is no risk involved. I can be reached with below address for more updates ( firstname.lastname@example.org )
Include below information in your next reply so that I can submit Application to Asset Management to commence the transfer in your name.
Huh, I was gonna sue somebody at MPGH for giving me those bullshit e-mails
Originally Posted by Extravagant
The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.