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    Amish lesbians these days

    PRE READ: I live in Pennsylvania, there are roaming amish people here.

    For quick read, only read the bolded

    Alright, so two days ago me and my friends decided to stay after school and chill around in town. And we were gonna hit up wendys but we heard the farmers market (amish farmers market) has good milkshakes, so we decided to go there. We order our shakes and go to a table and chill there for a few. Then we notice this one amish women keeps circling around our table and keeps staring at us. We also noticed she has a buzzcut. Conclusion: Shes a lesbian. Anyway, we got a little creeped out but we decided, fuck it, she'll leave eventually. 10 minutes later she goes outside and were like, finally she left, that shit was creepy. Then we noticed. That dike was pacing up and down the sidewalk and staring at us through the windows. At this point it got creepy but we decided, meh lets stay here. A few minutes later I make the deadly mistake of making eye contact. She fucking points to me, and gives me the shush sign (finger to mouth) At this point, especially since it was directed at me, I was like, Bros we gotta get the fuck outta here. Then I looked back out the window to see whats happening with her and if she was still there.

    Unbelievable shit about to happen


    Alright, so I wanted to see if she was still there and,I look at her, and I just see here put on an orange robbery mask.

    For reference, this is what she randomly put on.



    At this point me and my bros were like, "well, it can only go downhill from here" and we got the fuck out of there.

    /Discuss

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    you told me this yesterday
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iconik View Post
    you told me this yesterday
    Ik but, your not all of mpgh.

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    O.O
    LesbianHitMan?
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    That story just makes me wanna smile .

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    I worked hard on this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    I worked hard on this thread.

    Poor Robert );

    Thread is Dead.
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    >orange mask
    >show a black one

    Good job Robert, you totally worked hard.

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    Lol'd.

    And proof or gtfo.


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    How can a girl be lesbian is she's flirting with you?
    Plz dont tell me you're a girl posing as a male on MPGH
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    i like what you did for us that dont read long shit



    My games;

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    She wanted ur cock.

    /nuff said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    I worked hard on this thread.
    you should see my thread in minion section

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    Story of my life.













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