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    Post Do these happen to you too?

    Well, i was thinking about stuff that happened to me a lot, so i wanted to ask if this list is somewhat mutual.

    If it's too long for you to read, then suck my damned dick

    • You hold a pencil/pen in your hand (in class) and your hand dangles off the desk, you then fall asleep, but you drop your pencil, and alertly wake up.
    • You were using an electronic (phone, ipod, laptop, etc; ) and right when you get the charger, *RIGHT BEFORE YOU PLUG IT IN, it dies out on you
    • You zip up your pants too fast, and your penis gets caught
    • When showering, you shampoo your hair, and then it gets in your eye, and you keep wiping water into it to get that burn out
    • Your binder rings break, so whenever you open it, one part of your paper or plastic sheet comes out.
    • You're watching TV, and a gay commercial kills everything.
    • You keep trying to get something to work, til you figure out it's not even on / plugged in.
    • You try opening one of your kitchen or even room drawers, but as you open the top/bottom, the nearest one is stuck, and you can't open it
    • You toast bread once, it's too light. you toast it again. it gets burnt
    • You open a carton of milk (the one with the flap, not the triangle lips- you pull off the foil, and when you pour it, the milk runs down the carton; onto the table, and not into your bowl.
    • You go on MPGH, hoping everything is subtle, but there's a faggot noob to kill everything and ruin threads.... Combo Breakerrrrrrrrrr
    • You're craving a snack for days, but as you finally try to get it, it's not obtainable


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    lol wut?

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    I smell copypasta.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post

    • You're watching TV, and a gay commercial kills everything.

    i hate when i watch a cool movie, and its building up pressure (in the movie) and a gay commercial kills everything like you said, this happens every fucking day /
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    all of this is ok.

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    1- no ... causei dont sleep in class
    2- no ... cause iam fast
    3- no ... cause my pants dont have zippers
    4- well .. that happenes always
    5- whats binder??
    6- i change channel when i see a commercial
    7- well idk .. sometimes happen
    8- hmm???
    thats enuf for now

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    I woulda been able to connect, if you added get pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gianmarco View Post
    I smell copypasta.

    Not even copy and paste
    do you now know my excessive typing skills?
    fucking rat, who are you



    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    I woulda been able to connect, if you added get pussy.
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    93% of MPGH hasn't seen or been near a vagina that wasn't their mothers.
    Now why would i waste my time with that


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