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    You.

    You are a worthless waste of life, which is why — at this precise point in the time space continuum — you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You've seen every episode of Star Wars multiple times. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Family Guy, "The Hangover" and Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural. You write articles like this one. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as, "that fat kid." You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You've pretty much been a giant faggot ever since that one time in bible camp. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You have never had sex. You are a 15 - 35 year old liberal thinking atheist. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because you "could have done better if you tried". You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along, which to you is a less offensive way to say crash. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. Seriously, fuck you.
    Quoted for truth.

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    no you .

    Rick
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Statistic- View Post
    Quoted for my biography.
    Quoted for the truth.

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    Both of you are completely original in simply turning around a message directed to you into a message directed to me.

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    You are me, as I am you
    though you and i are different
    simliar, probably
    old spice man? no.
    Can your man smell like me?


    ...wait for it
    Swan Dive.


    this is you


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    You are me, as I am you
    though you and i are different
    simliar, probably
    old spice man? no.
    Can your man smell like me?


    ...wait for it
    Swan Dive.


    this is you
    I see you found the page...

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Statistic- View Post
    I see you found the page...
    Highlight, Right Click, Search Google For '_____________________'


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    No You.

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    NO ME!

    uhhmm.. no, that was wrong...

    attempting to retry....


    NO U!

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    this is lame and retarded

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    tl;dr

    Summarize?


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    What was this thread about again? :S

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    Statistic, oww, you have really "nice" biography right there!
    Quote Originally Posted by ihack4 View Post


    i aint going to tell you and its not mine i have a list of all the people who go on mpgh.net and youtube and all website

    Quote Originally Posted by ihack4 View Post
    wait whos IP address is this 192.168.0.1 hes always online plz check your ip address
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost871 View Post
    OMG
    I Dont Know , But Try To Fuck him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    this is lame and retarded
    You can't accept harsh criticism :-P
    Wow much signature

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