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    Men from Mars, Women from Venus

    ...The Difference...
    Women have more imagination than men do. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.

    Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say. Everything they do.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    ...The Style...
    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

    ...The Workplace...
    When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a bitch.

    ...Relationships...
    Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.

    ...Love...
    Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.

    The only way to understand a woman is to love her - and then it isn't necessary to understand her.

    To women, love is an occupation. To men, a preoccupation.

    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    ...Marriage...
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

    Men marry because they are tired; woman because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her; a man, of the woman who he didn't.

    There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

    ...Husbands...
    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.

    ...Wives...
    Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

    Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

    ...The Battle...
    A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    ...On Men...
    If you women knew what we were thinking, you'd never stop slapping us.

    Men are like animals, but they make great pets.

    ...On Women...
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

    Women have two weapons: cosmetics and tears.

    Women may be the only group that grows more radical with age.

    God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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    woman must be from czar right?

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    Thanks, now I'm 1% smarter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gladio30 View Post
    Thanks, now I'm 1% smarter.
    so your 2% smart now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dddrrr View Post
    so your 2% smart now?
    LOLL .

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    Technically they're both from the fusing of a sperm cell and an egg cell...

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    love and fuck the keywords

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    There's only 2 sentences to make a girl happy with you.

    I was wrong

    and I Love you

    /end of

    n /edit
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    So trueee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powpowpow21 View Post
    There's only 2 words to make a girl happy with you.

    I was wrong

    and I Love you

    /end of
    6 words, and 2 sentences

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    I meant things to say MB

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    Is this really thread worthy?

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    Girls are smart of picking whos there best friend /

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawgy Dawg View Post
    This is all true
    Damn right

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