Ok well thank you for gathering today on this topic of our Russian war plans. I put them into actions and it turns out that we had absolutely no success.
-My first plan is to stuff C4 inside cute little bunnies and drop them into U.S. territory, explosions all over the U.S. base. but turns out bunnies don't like people, they scamper, little booms all over U.S. very big problem for political people. Thus being a FAIL.
-My next plan was to put large machine gun on sides of elephant, get them drunk, and send them twords enemies gunz a blazing! But problem be that it was very inaccurate hitting friendly soldiers. Thus being FAIL.
-My last proposal was to tie chainsaws to the monkeys hands get them drunk with leftover alcohol and tell them to run to U.S. But turns out dunk monkeys with chainsaws love to dance. They do the macarana and cut there own arms off so bloody chainsaws and arms fly everywhere, monkeys panic and make it a blood fest, not good FAIL.
Well turns out that plans don't work. we will be back with more animals and weapons ULL SEE!.