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    FUNNY XFIRE CONVO (WARNING! explicit content not for children)

    [14:23] [Cs]Shade: aaron..;
    [14:23] [Cs]Shade: OMFG
    [14:23] [Cs]Shade: omfg i'm freaking out..
    [14:23] [Cs]Shade: aaron are you SURE you used a condom last night/
    [14:23] [Cs]Shade: oh god..
    [14:23] Aaron: BHAHAHAHAHHAA
    [14:23] Aaron: last night?
    [14:23] [Cs]Shade: yes
    [14:23] Aaron: i didnt fuk anyone
    [14:23] [Cs]Shade: you fuked me.. oh yeah you were drunk.
    [14:24] [Cs]Shade: hey aaron.. are you gonna leave me?
    [14:24] Aaron: HELL YEAH IF YOUR PREGNANT
    [14:24] [Cs]Shade: but noone can tap your ass as gently as i do.
    [14:25] [Cs]Shade: you'll come crawling back
    [14:25] Aaron: I will have to deal with life without you if your pregnant i can deal with a kid
    [14:25] [Cs]Shade: yeah that's right
    [14:26] Aaron: *cant
    [14:26] [Cs]Shade: i will tie you down and put 4 spikes into your wriists and put them into the ground..
    [14:26] [Cs]Shade: oh hun
    [14:26] [Cs]Shade: you won't be leaving.
    [14:26] Aaron: Good thing i have a headstart right now
    [14:27] [Cs]Shade: are you sure?
    [14:27] [Cs]Shade: how do you know where i am?
    [14:27] Aaron: your at home
    [14:27] Aaron: UNLESS
    [14:27] Aaron: *looks all around*
    [14:27] Aaron: COME OUT
    [14:47] [Cs]Shade: i'm going to tie you upside down, take a pin needle, cut a hole in your stomach, take out the shit that'sin your stomach, stuff it in your nose. take out your intestins, put acid in it and then shove it down your throat, cut a whole in the side of your head, put hot sauce into your head, poke out one of your eyes and replace it with my excrement, make you eat your eyeball, rip our every single hair on your body, make it into a quilt, and then strangle you with it.
    [14:48] [Cs]Shade: god..
    [14:48] [Cs]Shade: i hate you so much.
    [14:48] [Cs]Shade: babe stay with me though
    [14:48] [Cs]Shade: please.
    [14:48] [Cs]Shade:
    [14:48] [Cs]Shade: I'M SORRY
    [14:48] Aaron: NO YOUR PREGNANT
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: SO?
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: i'm thinking of naming my babies name jamall.
    [14:49] Aaron: I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR ME
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: WELL YOU'RE GOIGN TO MAKE MORE
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: OR ELSE
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: I'M TAKING YOU TO COURT
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: BECAUSE
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: I WANT MY ALAMONY PAYMENTS
    [14:49] [Cs]Shade: YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
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    wasted a mouse click on this thread yup..

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    Gayis gay. Troll thread

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    CAPSLOCKSMITH HERE HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
    Shit convo is shit.

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    I stopped reading after the condom part.



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    Tl;Dr .

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUSTY View Post
    Serious gender confusion here.

    Qft

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    I can't make heads or tails of this.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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