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    racist jokes

    got any funny racist jokes?

    I'll start with one:

    How do you know if you have been robbed by an Asian?
    Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later theyre still trying to back out of your driveway

    Don't move this to other sections, they are all dead.
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    yes i like that one
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    My racist joke.
    3 Country types of the people were on the plane.
    They were
    Australians
    Indians
    Chinese
    .... The plane was going to crash unless they throw something useless out.
    The Indian throw out the Turbans and said we have a lot of these in our country ,
    The Chinese guy throw out there chop sticks and said we have a lot of these in our country.
    The Australian throw out the Chinese guy and said we have a lot of these in our country.

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    ^

    lame.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BenXer View Post
    My racist joke.
    3 Country types of the people were on the plane.
    They were
    Australians
    Indians
    Chinese
    .... The plane was going to crash unless they throw something useless out.
    The Indian throw out the Turbans and said we have a lot of these in our country ,
    The Chinese guy throw out there chop sticks and said we have a lot of these in our country.
    The Australian throw out the Chinese guy and said we have a lot of these in our country.
    I am mad

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    Racist jokes are fun.

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    my was lame?

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    Why are niggers getting stronger? Because tvs are getting bigger

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    ^^

    dam right .

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    why the hell do you want this you racist prick

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