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    This shit is funny




    Lyrics to Show Me Your Genitals 2 : E=MC Vagina

    Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches.
    Women are equal and they deserve respect,
    Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
    Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
    I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
    Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
    2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).

    My love is like lightning…
    It gives girls orgasms.
    My dick is like an airplane…
    It gives girls orgasms.

    I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
    I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
    I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
    I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
    I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
    No, wait…that’s a bad example.

    Why did my penis cross the road?
    To get to the other…
    Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
    I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
    Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
    E=MC Vagina

    I’ve got a present for you right here.
    Actually, it’s not a present…
    It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
    Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

    I don’t like it when you talk,
    Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
    Love is for girls and gays,
    If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
    Either you have sex with me…
    Or you have sex with me.

    I have really good sex moves,
    That I learned in China.
    I’m a sexual tiger,
    And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

    Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
    I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
    Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
    What time is it? It’s vagina.

    What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
    There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

    I’m a good sex man.
    Girls love my sex.
    I’m a good sex man,
    Because my sex is the best.

    I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
    But instead of fighting people,
    I have sex with them.



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    TL; DW
    TL; DR

    Sounds kinda retarded to me.

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    its retarded i agree

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    I'm Alen on Steam. RIP Skype Friday nights.

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    SUPERDUPER MEGATASTIC FACEPALM!

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    Errggghh..

    Old. /
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    I will burn your soul to pieces :O
    or ashes k thats beta:O if you like my mods thank me plz Wanna fight with :O
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    first line was k



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