have you ever jerked off and jizzed so hard it hit you on the chin or just covered your chest?
Or have you ever jizzed and filled your belly button up and had to spend like 3 minutes with a tissue trying to clean it so it doesnt smell like shit AND jizz
(Why the fuck does your belly button smell so bad anyway)
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog