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    have you ever

    have you ever jerked off and jizzed so hard it hit you on the chin or just covered your chest?

    Or have you ever jizzed and filled your belly button up and had to spend like 3 minutes with a tissue trying to clean it so it doesnt smell like shit AND jizz
    (Why the fuck does your belly button smell so bad anyway)

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    U honor ur name too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derail View Post
    U honor ur name too much.
    thisssssss
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    cause she is just awesome /yea

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    I jizzed so hard it is currently floating somewhere in space.

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
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    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    LMFAO AHAHAHAHHA

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    Lmao ive jizzed on my chin before lmao, i think it landed in my mouth.

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEEK UNIT View Post
    Lmao ive jizzed on my chin before lmao, i think it landed in my mouth.
    eww nigga u gay

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEEK UNIT View Post
    Lmao ive jizzed on my chin before lmao, i think it landed in my mouth.
    it landed on my keyborard lol...i had to get a new one
    Winning Award Post!

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    Just clean the old one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEEK UNIT View Post
    Lmao ive jizzed on my chin before lmao, i think it landed in my mouth.
    LMFAO.

    Awesome.

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    i aint gay just homosexual !

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    nah man, some of the keys will always stick
    you can clean it all you want

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Rubbing alcohol and a Q-tip...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRVSTY View Post
    Rubbing alcohol and a Q-tip...
    Hes right ya kno !

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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