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    Best Pick up Lines

    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    So I see you're passed out.

    My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your asshole?
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    Is your name pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    Walk up to a girl with a baseball bat

    "Hey baby"

    The rest is somewhat self explanatory. You will get laid 100%, unless you're like a serious pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 은조 View Post
    Is your name pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
    Pikachu actually means Sparkley Mouse
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    or just "fuck you" then rape her.


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    Hey baby, once you go black you limp for a week
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    Hey, what the hell is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoopwoopaJiggaboo View Post
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    So I see you're passed out.

    My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your asshole?
    *throw pokeball(pikachu)* you like this then let make a new one/yea
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    Quote Originally Posted by alkiller00 View Post
    *throw pokeball(pikachu)* you like this then let make a new one/yea
    And this is why you can't get a girlfriend
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    chick shows boobs *i think its evolving*


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    omg wdf is that?

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    "Aye girl, if your vagina was a banana could I take a bite?"*Take bite of banana*

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiddenoO View Post
    "Aye girl, if your vagina was a banana could I take a bite?"*Take bite of banana*
    Are you sure you're not gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WoopwoopaJiggaboo View Post
    And this is why you can't get a girlfriend
    LOL I have a girlfirend? she cuban like me lol we freaky together
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    Quote Originally Posted by alkiller00 View Post
    LOL I have a girlfirend? she cuban like me lol we freaky together
    Ah shes Cuban.
    That explains her low standards
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