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    Close Call

    I just got off the phone with my doctor, for the passed few days I thought I had AIDS. Luckily i'm aids positive, I feel for all the poor assholes who are negative.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    AIDS positive means you have AIDS...

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    what the fuck. were you on a sex spree or something?

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    No positive is good, negative is bad. Open a fucking dictionary.
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    So you were black for the past few days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime View Post
    So you were black for the past few days?
    No, and why is everyone acting so weird, this is good news. Aids sucks balls and I'm clean.
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    Well, I'm happy you don't have AIDS and i hope you live a good life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime View Post
    Well, I'm happy you don't have AIDS and i hope you live a good life.
    Well thank you. Finally one asshole who reacts how I expect when I posted this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    No positive is good, negative is bad. Open a fucking dictionary.
    Umm wrong? If you are positive for AIDS you have AIDS...

    And what made you even think you had AIDS?
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    Well Sam called about a week ago and said I should get tested because he recently found out he had it.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Oh shit, thats the worst thing that can happen to you. "Phew I don't have AIDs", =0.



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    hahahahahahahhahahahahaahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    Finally one asshole
    ahhhaaahahhaahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil May Cry View Post
    ahhhaaahahhaahahahaha

    Whats so damn funny?
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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