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    It's amazing on what a simple minded joke can turn into.

    Stranger: hi
    You: PENISES AND GRAVY
    Stranger: yum
    You: yes
    You: very yum
    Stranger: is that your dinner tonight?
    You: just like my cum
    You: Oh yeah bro
    Stranger: delicious
    You: I had it two nights in a row.
    You: I can mail u leftovers
    Stranger: tempting, but I dont want to deprive you of your favorite food
    You: How generous of you.
    Stranger: Ooh punctuation
    Stranger: we're getting fancy
    You: but then again, I was offering :/.
    Stranger: so what's up, fancy pants?
    Stranger: just out for shock value tonight?
    Stranger: out of curiosity, how many people disconnect immediately when they get your opening message
    You: Mhm.
    You: Around 90% of them.
    Stranger: wow that's a sad statistic
    Stranger: people these days
    Stranger: no imagination
    You: That's exactly what I say, haha.
    You: Looks like we are kind of the same?
    Stranger: I think there must be similarities
    Stranger: i certainly didn
    You: I bet there is .
    Stranger: haha are you male or female?
    Stranger: I'm guessing male, because of the phallus reference
    You: You guessed right, good job.
    Stranger: Brilliant powers of deduction
    Stranger: fuckin sherlock holmes over here
    You: I noticed.
    Stranger: Haha
    You: Atleast I can keep up with somebody as intelligent as you, seeing as I'm not that into "grammar".
    You: but I do my best.
    Stranger: English major...part of the package
    Stranger: snobby asshole vocabulary
    You: Haha, after I saw you use the word "phallus" I knew you were more intelligent than most on this site.
    Stranger: Haha, just one the many penis euphamisms i know
    You: I'll pretend I know the definition of euphanisms .
    Stranger: you must be getting bored with me, though. No fun when the other person won't be shocked, right?
    You: Actually, I'm quite intrigued.
    You: I'm usually speaking to somebody who is as stupid as a bull.
    You: but a bull would look smart, compared to most here.
    Stranger: Yeah I've been getting that picture, too. I saw a link to the site on reddit tonight - thought I'd come check it out
    Stranger: seems to be mostly teenage boys or over fifty men alone in airport hotel rooms
    You: Usually the person I speak to says " Asl "?
    You: Or, "Male or Female"?
    Stranger: EXACTLY
    Stranger: Better than ChatRoulette
    You: Oh yes.
    Stranger: where you don't have to ask about gender
    Stranger: because of the genitalia and all
    You: I enjoy the regular chat more than the video chat.
    You: It's quite repulsive what you see.
    You: ^Attempt at using a "big" word.
    Stranger: It was executed flawlessly
    Stranger: well done
    Stranger: lol
    You: Why thank you.
    You: Asl?
    You: haha, kidding .
    Stranger: Lol but I'll bet you're curious now.
    Stranger: 26/f/ny
    Stranger: j/k. 56/m/airport hotel room
    You: I actually didn't really give two darn hoots.
    Stranger: (Ramada suites, Newark airport)
    You: Lmao.
    You: *Disconnects
    Stranger: Wait, I didn't even tell you about my nonsmoking double-queen suite!!
    You: Oh for sure, I'll stay to talk about a hotel room.
    Stranger: Knew you liked the steamy stuff
    Stranger: shall i talk more about my minifridge?
    You: Definatly, I love learning about minifridges.
    You: Especially what's in it.
    Stranger: Hungry Man tv dinner...salisbury steak edition
    Stranger: let's pretend I said that in a sexy whisper
    You: Oh, i'm turned on now.
    Stranger: or Morgan Freeman's voice, since he seems to be everywhere anyway
    Stranger: Well, you did mention enjoying gravy earlier
    Stranger: I try.
    You: well, I was literally talking about gravy over a penis, not semen.
    Stranger: Like the sexy, sexy gravy that smothers my Hungry Man meat-like-product
    You: oh yes.
    Stranger: mmm
    Stranger: haha ok, i don't think i can do that anymore
    Stranger: starting to nauseate myself
    You: In my opinion, hungry man tastes like shit served in a package.
    Stranger: Agreed - but most of those things taste like that
    Stranger: that's the really alarming part - all those tv dinners taste the same!
    Stranger: Sad that I would know that
    You: Exactly my thoughts!
    Stranger: or have tasted enough tv dinners to make a guess
    You: I've had my fair share of it.
    You: Looking back at the begging of this convo, and where we are now. Is actually making me laugh.
    Stranger: Haha I was just scrolling back too. A real civilized conversation, from such humble beginnings
    You: But I do have a strong sense of humour . :/
    Stranger: Me too, thankfully. A lesser woman would have squealed in outraged horror
    Stranger: "Ugh! Those internet people are so creepy!"
    You: A lesser person*
    Stranger: Yes. Non gender specific person.
    You: Most men and women act the same on this website to me.
    You: you're one of those unique people who you rarely see on this site.
    Stranger: And so are you, apparently
    You: I guess so.
    Stranger: Hopefully more of us show up soon - reddit tends to send people flocking to sites
    You: In a way, this site in just like real life.
    You: is*
    Stranger: rare people who can actually hold a conversation
    Stranger: mostly genitalia and curse words
    You: Mhm.
    You: About now I would have rage-quitted this site.
    Stranger: Fuuuuuuu
    Stranger: me to
    Stranger: I'd better be going actually - maybe we'll stumble across one another again though.
    Stranger: I can see it now
    Stranger: you'll say "PENIS GRAVY"
    You: Hopefully.
    You: Oh yes, I'll make sure to say it all the time.
    You: Nice talking to you.
    You:
    Stranger: And it will be a beautiful reunion
    You: Oh yes.
    Stranger: You too...have a good night terrorizing old ladies with your penis gravy!
    You: good-bye .


    Read from top to begging, I actually hope I meet this person again someday.
    There are some people on this planet who are really decent people, I wish I could meet this person in real life.

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    Someone just like you wanted to Troll, and you guys ran into each other, and it's like a match made in heaven

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    holy shit thats alot. i read the first few lines and it kept going so i just stopped
    Still love you Giggletron


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    That is so cool.

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    tl;dr

    ;(


    READ THIS


    FRIENDS 4 EVER

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    I read it all. Looks like you found a new friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unsuccessful Jr. View Post
    tl;dr

    ;(
    Other account got banned

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    tl;dr I only saw "penis"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa View Post
    Other account got banned
    what .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vocal View Post
    tl;dr I only saw "penis"
    that would be the word that caught your attention

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vocal View Post
    tl;dr I only saw "penis"
    If you didn't read it, don't fucking post. Holy shit you fucking +1.

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    - + - = +

    Troll + Troll = Love

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    i read all to were u said u love cum and i was like