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    Bitch be havin' a cow

    Who would'a thunk one of my closest buddies would tell me to stop lying about my sexual past to girls, and not to cheat on my current girlfriend b/c I would be throwing away such a great relationship.

    What the fuck dude. Bros before ho's.

    And he starts getting all deep on me sending like 1000 character texts to me. I'm like STFU BITCH, my life, my rules, my bitches.
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    Cow's are the sexual fruit.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    But... What if your bro is right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post
    Cow's are the sexual fruit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    But... What if your bro is right?
    How could he be?
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Reminds of something that happened to me today a bro accused me of something and i thought we were tight

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    Me and my bro can read each others minds. If one of us goes too far we can intercept each others thoughts before it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post


    How could he be?
    Well actually listen to what hes saying? You treat your relationships like trash, and think of them as only sex partners, then that shit is going to follow you. Especially if you find someone that would be good to settle down with. But if you fuck that shit up by trying to act like a 'bro' and just 'trying to get some pussy' then you may not ever get the chance again.

    Just sayin.
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    This thread just got deep yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Well actually listen to what hes saying? You treat your relationships like trash, and think of them as only sex partners, then that shit is going to follow you. Especially if you find someone that would be good to settle down with. But if you fuck that shit up by trying to act like a 'bro' and just 'trying to get some pussy' then you may not ever get the chance again.

    Just sayin.
    I understand your side, but it's not that simple.
    No love lost, no love found.
    At this age, no one wants to be with someone that's slept with 1/4 of the school realistically. And if I tell girls that, I'll just be shunned. All hope will be lost. And how are they going to believe all of those were just mistakes. Plus, this relationship has reason to end, and I am just not satisfied with only one girl. I can't settle down.
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post


    I understand your side, but it's not that simple.
    No love lost, no love found.
    At this age, no one wants to be with someone that's slept with 1/4 of the school realistically. And if I tell girls that, I'll just be shunned. All hope will be lost. And how are they going to believe all of those were just mistakes. Plus, this relationship has reason to end, and I am just not satisfied with only one girl. I can't settle down.
    Well your personal life is yours, but if people get turned away by your past, then frankly they arent the people you need to be in a relationship with in the first place. Someone who would actually take you seriously would not care about your past, so long as it stays in your past.

    But I can assure you that jumping from one person to another will lead to a very bad place. People will start seeing that you only want sex, and wont put the effort into it, and then not even bother in the first place. Some people only want the one night stand kinda thing and thats fine. But in the long run you wont like where you went.
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