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    Micro chip implant allows terrorists to speak to god

    THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.



    It comes in various sizes:







    The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.


    The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches, and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

    Best regards,





    ALLOWING TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD IS THE AMERICAN WAY !

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
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    ur ghey
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    Somehow I saw something like this coming.

    But I liked it anyways so lolz
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    damn son
    stupid shit going on in this world


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    You forgot to include "99% chance of death" as a side effect.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA Ok, I must stop laughing now :'D
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    I admit, i stole this from somewhere

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    heh.


    i giggled

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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