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    stoner accomplishments

    What is your greatest stoner accomplishment?
    Not like a one day thing, but something you had to work on


    So we have a back door in our bathroom that leads to a fenced off section of our backyard with a hottub, and before a shower I normally step out there and smoke a quick stogie/bowl/joint/blunt/black and mild/clove/whatever the fuck I have and go back in and take a shower
    Now, whenever I brush my teeth I end up with an aftertaste of toothpaste+weed from smoking before I brush my teeth
    Ive rinsed my toothbrush in REALLY hot water and all that, but it now tastes and somewhat smells like weed
    Fuckin win

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Well, first I had to unlock and purchase the RPK and M60 before I could even begin..

    Then I attached a red dot sight.

    Then I got 100 kills while using the red dot.

    Et voila, c'est my greatest stoner accomplishment.
    Bibamus, gaudeamus.

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    its was like 2am, crossfaded off a couple grams of hash and snorted some codiene
    this girl wanted me and some homies to come over so im like alright
    we're walking down a pitch black street for about 3 miles and the whole time it felt
    like iwas walking on a treadmill and im just high as fuck
    so we see this car coming, and it rolls by and we notice its a cop
    he begins to u-turn and we're like oh fuck
    we hop over this little ditch on the side of the street and start running
    i find this spot and just lay down, and since its pitch black neither me or the cop can see shit
    he drives by and we're relieved as fuck
    we wait like half an hour and then continue our journey to her house
    sketchy as fuck

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    I got so stoned i thought my name was ryan and when we went to town i couldn't stop calling people dicks.

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    i got high and went to bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeezy View Post
    its was like 2am, crossfaded off a couple grams of hash and snorted some codiene
    this girl wanted me and some homies to come over so im like alright
    we're walking down a pitch black street for about 3 miles and the whole time it felt
    like iwas walking on a treadmill and im just high as fuck
    so we see this car coming, and it rolls by and we notice its a cop
    he begins to u-turn and we're like oh fuck
    we hop over this little ditch on the side of the street and start running
    i find this spot and just lay down, and since its pitch black neither me or the cop can see shit
    he drives by and we're relieved as fuck
    we wait like half an hour and then continue our journey to her house
    sketchy as fuck
    i think i heard that story before
    have i?


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    Hunting several deer down using a sharpened stick at 2 am in the morning, my friend also hunted the deer with me. We traveled about 9 miles hunting this pack of deer until we gave up and ate many cheezits/tropicana lemonade cans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post


    i think i heard that story before
    have i?

    possibly
    wasnt too long ago

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    I was at a friends house and two chicks wanted us to come over so we smoked some weed and start walking there and were high as fuck and we turn around and see a car coming up this hill were walking up and both dive to the ground in a ditch and we both turn around and there was no car there. It was pretty trippy but it was a fun experience that night,

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    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
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