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    Quote Originally Posted by aussy1995 View Post
    when i read the title yesterday i was like wow he stud up sex like blew a chick off but now i get it...me and 1 of my buddys walked in on my friend doing that in the closet it was funny as hell
    Dude................... wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post
    This thread is such a Lie..
    I would Back up my opinion, but Really dont want to be a Dick..
    its really not lol
    like i can swear on anything lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post


    its really not lol
    like i can swear on anything lol
    ill take ya word for it..
    But why Would you post about your sex life on here?
    To impress these 12 year olds?

    Oh and why was here pants on in the shower?
    Either my Girl aint no Freak or your's is just weird..

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    Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post


    ill take ya word for it..
    But why Would you post about your sex life on here?
    To impress these 12 year olds?

    Oh and why was here pants on in the shower?
    Either my Girl aint no Freak or your's is just weird..
    well nobody i know is on here, and nobody that knows me or her is on here. so i have no problem saying things because i want to know what the maturer audience would have done


    and noo read it
    we were at this pool and it had a building with the bathrooms and outdoor showers to wash of chlorine...you dont get naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post


    ill take ya word for it..
    But why Would you post about your sex life on here?
    To impress these 12 year olds?

    Oh and why was here pants on in the shower?
    Either my Girl aint no Freak or your's is just weird..
    I'm not 12 you asshole.

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    shut up my gf has a fucking purity ring


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post


    I'm not 12 you asshole.
    Sorry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    shut up my gf has a fucking purity ring
    dayumm
    aint that some shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post


    its really not lol
    like i can swear on anything lol
    Bullshit thread... I can swear on anything too.

    Like lets see, hmm.... = fuck
    = bitchfist monkey

    i can go on and on but itll waste my time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ken53406 View Post
    Bullshit thread... I can swear on anything too.

    Like lets see, hmm.... = fuck
    = bitchfist monkey

    i can go on and on but itll waste my time.
    im sorry that you have down syndrome

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    Quote Originally Posted by ken53406 View Post
    Bullshit thread... I can swear on anything too.

    Like lets see, hmm.... = fuck
    = bitchfist monkey

    i can go on and on but itll waste my time.
    Pointless post is pointless
    /fp

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    And im sorry you were dropped down three flights of stairs, were raped by yogi bear and tag teamed by barney and still dont know how to fuck in the shower... Also i still say its a bullshit thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post


    dayumm
    aint that some shit
    yea most she really even does is let me hold her ass -_-


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    Quote Originally Posted by ken53406 View Post
    And im sorry you were dropped down three flights of stairs, were raped by yogi bear and tag teamed by barney and still dont know how to fuck in the shower... Also i still say its a bullshit thread
    How come this guy aint banned yet?
    You took it to far..

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