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    For some reason I feel this thread is going off topic.

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    Derkman, just slip a roofie into her soda LOL jkjk but for real she needsa stop that lame ass jonas brothers purity ring shit. But on topic here. If your having issues in showers, do what i do, Have her lift one leg, hold it up a bit and twist her to the side a bit, bend ur knees a lil bit and go in dude, its not as hard as it seems
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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post

    we were at this pool and it had a building with the bathrooms and outdoor showers to wash of chlorine...you dont get naked
    Nah you don't get naked, that's just fucking weird man. You can, however, fingerbang the shit out of your GF and fuck her against the wall, no questions asked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ken53406 View Post
    And im sorry you were dropped down three flights of stairs, were raped by yogi bear and tag teamed by barney and still dont know how to fuck in the shower... Also i still say its a bullshit thread
    i love how you have to come up with a story, when i speak truth

    @derk, that sucks man
    but hey, if you like her, dont even trip

    @jason i did, i lifted her up on those like silver handrails for old people and held her there and fucked her. but it got annoying
    Last edited by InHuman; 12-30-2010 at 07:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ken53406 View Post
    Derkman, just slip a roofie into her soda LOL jkjk but for real she needsa stop that lame ass jonas brothers purity ring shit
    exactly. making out doesn't always cut it. regardless if im 14 or not
    EDIT: jeez i still don't get why people rip you inhuman.


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    shut up my gf has a fucking purity ring
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post


    exactly. making out doesn't always cut it. regardless if im 14 or not
    Making out never cuts it, unless it's preamble for more.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy S. Anderson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jussofresh View Post
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
    haha you so fucked though


    @derk people hate on what they cant be

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    Derkman, Just get her to stop being a prick an let her suck yo dick nigga and Inhuman, ontopic: Public showers often are the worst place to screw your gf in :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by ken53406 View Post
    Derkman, Just get her to stop being a prick an let her suck yo dick nigga and Inhuman, ontopic: Public showers often are the worst place to screw your gf in :/
    nobody was in the pool area at all
    it was like 8pm and cold as fuck, so nobody was gonna go swimming

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jussofresh View Post
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
    shut up D:
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason View Post


    Making out never cuts it, unless it's preamble for more.
    i has no choice tho
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    @derk people hate on what they cant be
    everyone is jelous of you /


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    If it was 8 pm, why didnt you bring dat ass to yo house and poke in her in the brown eye in your own bed instead of creepy style outside in an empty pool shower area LOL
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    we were at her house, parents home
    noo waayyy

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    Im jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post
    we were at her house, parents home
    noo waayyy
    Invite them

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