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    lmfao its common sense; but im so lazy ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by [PROTOTYPE] View Post
    Well the only thing you can do is ask her go for it
    do her u pussy and gr 11 i asked my first gf out and its still happening just try

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper8281 View Post
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    i dun drink jeff... and i doubt that would make it any easier on me anyways
    Son..you're in 11th grade and you don't know how to ask a chick out?

    K, take it from this guy right here.
    I was gettin it in since age 12.

    You need to have confidence.
    Girls don't like shy faggots.
    They like confident dudes that know what they want.
    So you need to get over that scared bullshit, and grow some nuts.
    Don't be all stuttering your words up, sounding like you're lost.
    Rehearse that shit if you have to.
    Just ask her out to dinner, or see if she wants to catch a movie.
    If she says no, don't sit around looking all whiny either.
    Drive the issue more.
    Last edited by Ethereal; 01-02-2011 at 11:18 PM.

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    just do it -nike

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmission View Post
    just do it -nike
    i agree with that statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mc565 View Post
    1. dont ask mpgh.
    Thats about it.
    Thats about right

    98% of Mpgh has never even talked to a girl b4 and the ones who have experience don't feel like explaining it. You're wasting your time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jussofresh View Post
    Thats about right

    98% of Mpgh has never even talked to a girl b4 and the ones who have experience don't feel like explaining it. You're wasting your time
    Pretty much the faggots that said stupid shit like "bang her pussy" or "raep her" and similar stuff, are the people that fall into that category. But not everyone here is an underage idiot.
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    , its really not rocket science. Just gotta know how girls work, little pick up lines are for 5th graders, you just need to man up and tell her how you feel and see if the feelings mutual. If not, atleast you got it out. After that it gets easier wit other girls

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    talk about un-experienced.
    start off low, gain experience from lower popular girls, then build your way up
    at least learn how to kiss or cuddle before you set high standards >_>
    RIP your love life.
    Last edited by Jabuuty671; 01-03-2011 at 12:06 AM.


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    ya pick up lines are for jersey shore and middle schoolers. in hs in all honesty just be friendly and be yourself, girls love humor...but just to clarify...dont use the humor you use on MPGH. >.<

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    Frankly, all of this has been a shot in the dark because we dont know what the girl is like >.>

    Maybe she really does like cheesy pick up lines or to be treated like a whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    -_______-
    talk about un-experienced.
    start off low, gain experience from lower popular girls, then build your way up
    at least learn how to kiss or cuddle before you set high standards >_>
    RIP your love life.
    That is the single worst fucking piece of advice ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assalamu alaikum View Post
    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Physcadelic View Post
    That is the single worst fucking piece of advice ever.
    Asking a girl out isn't as simple as it used to be in the 60's, my friend.




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    Quote Originally Posted by SidTwist View Post
    Ok first, you hav to talk to her alot before u even try to ask her out.
    The checklist:
    Do you hav her number?
    Do you txt every day?
    Do you txt at lease 50 msgs a day?
    Do you txt her first, or does she text your first?
    Hav you called her?
    Has she called you?
    How long did the convo last?
    Hav you guys hung out outside of school alone?
    Do you guys hang out outside of school often?
    This is the rite way to go.
    I had to quote this just encase ur late.

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    aight heres what you do, gets me all teh bitches
    1. your gonna walk up to hear at lunch
    2. take her hand and flop your meat on it
    3. ???
    4. Profit


    @josh i can be mature and explain it if he really needs help lol

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