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    Grilled Jesus

    I went to the cafe today and ordered a grilled cheese sandwich.
    I told the Mexican waitress (who just came from Mexico, apparently) "Can I get a grilled cheese? Ugh." I said ugh because i was tired and she said "So a grilled cheez ugh?"
    I said "Yes."

    She comes back 30minutes later and brings me this:





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    you do know you can get custom toasters right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    you do know you can get custom toasters right?


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    You know Mexicans can't make sandwiches right?



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    Google pic is google
    just google Cheesus/Grilled Jesus and you'll get what you want
    https://www.popbunker.net/wp-content/...read_jesus.jpg



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    Quote Originally Posted by Subpoena View Post


    You know Mexicans can't make sandwiches right?



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    Ohai, I'm going to say to the waitress: "Wait, let me take a photo first. .... FUCK YOU BITCH, I ORDERED A GRILLED CHEESE YOU BEANER".

    No shit it's a google image




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    Quote Originally Posted by HempJr View Post
    Google pic is google
    just google Cheesus/Grilled Jesus and you'll get what you want
    https://www.popbunker.net/wp-content/...read_jesus.jpg
    haha i just typed jesus on toast
    rofl :/


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    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pikachu501 View Post
    haha i just typed jesus on toast
    rofl :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by HempJr View Post


    No life no doubt
    rofl
    butt what do you mean?


    Need help with CALL OF DUTY RELATED or anything just private message me and im willing to help ^____^ Have a nice day!
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpIsWanted View Post
    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
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    i do too....

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