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    Hemorrhoids

    Anyone else ever gotten one of these?
    You get them from sitting down too long, or from "straining during bowel movements" (like constipation)
    its basicly a swollen blood vessle, and it hurts to take a shit and leaves a little blood and you gotta sit on like a pillow for a few days or it hurts



    im gunna go smoke a bowl now
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    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Cool story bro. But Rip

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    You have tehm because you smoke weed...
    If you continue they will grow until you have nothing done there...

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    Never had them and i dont want them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester868 View Post
    You have tehm because you smoke weed...
    If you continue they will grow until you have nothing done there...
    Weed does raise your blood pressure so yea maybe
    gunna go smoke another bowl to test this

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    My uncle has the roids..

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    Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post
    My uncle has the roids..
    im your uncle

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Hemorrhoids are lovely aren't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickLovingFaggotBitch View Post


    im your uncle
    Hey you dont touch on me when no ones around

    jk

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