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    Post Scary shit that happened today

    Hello MPGH. I just got home a few hours ago from low blood pressure... I am 15, so I don't know HOW this happened, but they explained it as it was because of the lack of food I had, and the fact that I must have stimulated my Vagas nerve or something like that... I say, this was the freakiest shit I have ever gone through! It started with a tingling, then quickly to a sting, then to intense burning, then numbness with the burning... My face was red, like that, and I figured I would take a COLD shower to counter act the heat...

    I figured I was having a heart attack, but I was able to scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME!!", so I quickly ruled this out... I then thought "stroke", but I am too young for that... Then I was afraid to fall asleep, so I slapped my face... I couldn't feel ANYTHING... so I slapped harder... And harder, and finally my hardest... At my hardest, it only felt like a mild poke, and this was a fucking HARD slap!

    My head hurt, my body was heavy, and I couldn't walk... I had black static for vision when I walked, and was starting to have troubles talking, then breathing... That is when I panicked and called 911... On the phone, this chick said the usual "Cops, ambulance or fire" thing, and I explained my symptoms... She said she was not a doctor, so I had 2 options... Ambulance, or health line... Big bill was not very good looking, so I chose the health line... I am frightened, and want it to stop, so I am yelling "Fucking answer you cunt! FUCKING ANSWER ME!".

    I hung up, and called again... I was down to my final option... The ambulance came, and they asked me a bunch of questions, and kept telling me to get up, but I was unable, due to the fact I was so weak, and everything felt like it was really heavy (Imagine a 3x gravity... That is what I felt). I finally got out of the house (walked somehow) in my bath robe, with nothing else on.

    In the ambulance, they ask me a shitload of questions, and I end up going to my Dad's wife's work to talk to her, and I end up going to the hospital with an IV in my arm... End of the day comes, I can walk, and I am scared, and explain this story to my little sister Kayla... Now, I gotta say... I am 15 years old, and that was the scariest shit in my entire life! I hope that NEVER happens to me again.

    Note: My blood pressure was at 62, and at normal, it was at 112... Do the math
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    Cool story bro..
    Btw im not reading this shit..

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    Maybe a tl;dr?
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    Alrighty, but it is worth the read...
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    Ok Fine. For all the other people:

    tl;dr: Blood sugar drop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Ok Fine. For all the other people:

    tl;dr: Blood sugar drop.
    Wrong, for all the other people, blood pressure drop
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyboy9985 View Post
    Wrong, for all the other people, blood pressure drop
    You say your 15. Unless you have some kind of medical condition, there would be no reason for a sudden drop in blood pressure besides maybe dehydration.
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    Tl; dl
    could of been worse your still alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assalamu alaikum View Post
    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    You say your 15. Unless you have some kind of medical condition, there would be no reason for a sudden drop in blood pressure besides maybe dehydration.
    I have no condition, but they say it was caused because I pushed too hard when I took a shit D:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Tl; dl
    could of been worse your still alive
    And I agree, but it was still scary
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    Note : Stupid foreigners not having a public healthcare system

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assalamu alaikum View Post
    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.

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    Haha I live in Canada

    The ambulance COMING is the $400 bill
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    Drink more water and eat more sugar
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    Interesting story , PENSION > MEDICARE CARD . Wuuuuut .
    Government funded .

    Also you need to carry some jelly beans .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    Interesting story , PENSION > MEDICARE CARD . Wuuuuut .
    Government funded .

    Also you need to carry some jelly beans .
    Yo the jelly bean thing, is a bad ass idea and no, in this case PENSION < MEDICARE (Canada's "advanced" health care system")
    Sammy told me to...