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    how to...

    Eat pussy correctly...
    Yes thats right how to eat pussy. I know your first time it can be stressful and your probably worried about doing something wrong, but in fact its easy as fuck.
    First step use your tounge to depress the clit whilst rubbing your fingers on the outside of the hole. Remember don't start penetrating with your fingers until your fingers get wet from her, which usually happens about the same time she starts to moan. Then start moving your tongue around while applying pressure. Try to spell the alphabet or whatever technique you feel is most effective. Every woman is different and you'll never figure out what they like until you start experimenting with her.
    Next step use your tongue to penetrate and move it in a circular motion decreasing tension and allowing your fingers to slide in and out easily. If she hasn't shaved then use it to advantage and close your eyes and use the pubes as brail.
    After she is nice and wet and everything is slippery then start to use your imagination. Do something that you think she might like, you never know until you try. Worst that can happen is she'll tell you she don't like that and to stop. If that happens then go back to playing with the clit.(hint: it helps if you suck on the clit while flicking it with your tounge)
    Repeat and repeat and repeat until she starts to cum, remember to suck as hard as you can on the clit when she cums because honestly it tastes good.

    IF you've done everything correctly than you can be sure your getting laid tonight.

    p.s. for those of you that think to troll this thread n say shit like real men don't eat out, bitches love that shit more than wedding rings and chocolate
    and remember the clit is the way to a womans heart
    if you have suggestions or other techniques that i left out feel free to comment
    or if you just wanna be a douche n talk shit
    cuz i love to flame punk bitches
    Remember to press thanks if i helped your virgin ass

    Last edited by Stoney Franklin; 01-27-2011 at 01:00 PM.
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    i don't know what type of girls you've been seeing but licking clit isnt the way to a " womens " heart . Honestly i think your doing it all wrong. Sex is just a bonus in a relationship .

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    every master has their own technique.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    Quote Originally Posted by Justified View Post
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    you obviously didn't read it

    don't comment unless your intelligence is at least equal to that of a retarded dog
    if you've ever eaten out then you'd know everything i said is pretty much what your supposed to do
    granted i didn't tell any of my tricks or trademarked moves but i did lay out how to simply do it cuz i know how hard it is for you virgins to get laid

    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    every master has their own technique.
    this ^
    just keep your techniques to yourself you don't want every buster who can get a bitch to start using your shit
    get that shit trademarked and copyrighted if you know what i mean
    You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....

    More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe


    GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoney Franklin View Post
    you obviously didn't read it

    don't comment unless your intelligence is at least equal to that of a retarded dog
    if you've ever eaten out then you'd know everything i said is pretty much what your supposed to do
    granted i didn't tell any of my tricks or trademarked moves but i did lay out how to simply do it cuz i know how hard it is for you virgins to get laid



    this ^
    just keep your techniques to yourself you don't want every buster who can get a bitch to start using your shit
    get that shit trademarked and copyrighted if you know what i mean
    Ima virgin because im 15 dip shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justified View Post
    Ima virgin because im 15 dip shit.
    i'm not a virgin because i'm almost 17 dipshit.


    age doesn't matter, i have friends who lost at 12. it's about your game, and i can tell you have absolutely none.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    Quote Originally Posted by Justified View Post
    Ima virgin because im 15 dip shit.
    lol so???i got pussy when i was 15
    its all about game
    i'd post a how to get a bitch to that point but it ain't that easy cuz every woman likes different shit
    just find yourself a chickenhead their always down to fuck just about anyone
    You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....

    More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe


    GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related

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    I saw this in a movie on comedy central btw.


    And im smart cause I havent had sex because im 15
    i dont want a kid.
    and your 2 friends that lost it when they were 12 propably lied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justified View Post
    I saw this in a movie on comedy central btw.


    And im smart cause I havent had sex because im 15
    i dont want a kid.
    and your 2 friends that lost it when they were 12 propably lied.
    i seen that alphabet thing on a stand up on comedy central but its something homies have been sayin for years
    i think the first person to ever say the alphabet thing was funkmaster flex(i doubt you actually know who that is but he is the PIMP OF PIMPS)
    i don't even remember who i lost my virginity to i just know one day i started fuckin bitches
    you probably are the smarter one though cuz i gotta kid now n its a bitch to raise a child in todays world
    You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....

    More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe


    GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoney Franklin View Post
    i seen that alphabet thing on a stand up on comedy central but its something homies have been sayin for years
    i think the first person to ever say the alphabet thing was funkmaster flex(i doubt you actually know who that is but he is the PIMP OF PIMPS)
    i don't even remember who i lost my virginity to i just know one day i started fuckin bitches
    you probably are the smarter one though cuz i gotta kid now n its a bitch to raise a child in todays world
    god damn stoney, go easy on the kids.

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    Lol..
    If you where a girl i would hit you up..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    every master has their own technique.
    True words r fucking true.
    Never gonna reveal my style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post
    Lol..
    If you where a girl i would hit you up..
    i can go so many ways with this ima just let it be damn thanks for the laugh though
    You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....

    More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe


    GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoney Franklin View Post
    i seen that alphabet thing on a stand up on comedy central but its something homies have been sayin for years
    i think the first person to ever say the alphabet thing was funkmaster flex(i doubt you actually know who that is but he is the PIMP OF PIMPS)
    i don't even remember who i lost my virginity to i just know one day i started fuckin bitches
    you probably are the smarter one though cuz i gotta kid now n its a bitch to raise a child in todays world
    Having a kid sucks.

    Says my mom

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