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    Words aren't enough to explain.

    Why don't I show you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]ima Funk™ View Post
    She said she does not want to have sex because she thinks I am attracted to men.

    What should I do??
    Mean's you show her how good you are at Parcheesi.

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    you guys are all wrong, it means she wants to play Strip Nazi Zombie Yahtzi with Katy Perry, gosh u guys suck at this



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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]ima Funk™ View Post
    She said she does not want to have sex because she thinks I am attracted to men.

    What should I do??
    Start dating men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadabra View Post
    you guys are all wrong, it means she wants to play Strip Nazi Zombie Yahtzi with Katy Perry, gosh u guys suck at this
    Stfu, you're a Pokemon.

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    Now she is asking how long it is?
    Gee Im so confused

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    suck a dick then

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]ima Funk™ View Post
    Now she is asking how long it is?
    Gee Im so confused
    She wants to know how long your vagina is.

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    How is this actually confusing you?
    Were you a Christian as a teenager?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assalamu alaikum View Post
    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [D]ima Funk™ View Post
    Now she is asking how long it is?
    Gee Im so confused
    Tell her it's 8inches in length.

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    She wants to turn your penis into a vagina.
    And now shes asking how long you want your vagina to be. o__________________o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swisha View Post


    Tell her it's 8inches in length.
    No, he should tell her he has none.

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    It's obviously about your frekin elbow.. Learn terms.
    PM Me | VM Me | Rules

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    I used Google Maps and told her its about 6.9 Miles from my house. Which is 10 minutes estimated on the highway

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    you should just say lady gaga...

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