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    Seriously just report back sick. easiest excuse in the book.

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post


    You're talking out of your ass, most states will give you max 25 dollars a day for duty. Which means you miss out on a shit ton of cash if its multiple days if you have a job already while getting called for duty.
    To a 8th grader this sounds like heaven

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitmaniac View Post
    To a 8th grader this sounds like heaven
    Which is why they don't select 8th graders for jury duty.

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    Tell them you have road rage issues and are extremely hateful of speeders, drunk drivers...
    Pretend to be absolutely crazy...
    They'll dismiss you

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolves4life View Post
    Which is why they don't select 8th graders for jury duty.
    thats pocket change

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    tell them ure racist against white people and most likely would not give someone a fair trial

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post


    You're talking out of your ass, most states will give you max 25 dollars a day for duty. Which means you miss out on a shit ton of cash if its multiple days if you have a job already while getting called for duty.

    your right.. i am talking out my ass.

    BUT, my job has paid jury duty leave (up to 3 days)

    so it would still be a win.

    edit: ok did some research

    heres how it works in my county:
    Quote Originally Posted by https://www.examiner.com/legal-issues-in-houston/you-ve-been-summoned-for-jury-duty-now-what
    Jurors in Harris County are paid $6.00 for their first day of service, and $40.00 a day for each day of service thereafter.
    $6 = fail
    Last edited by AVGN; 01-31-2011 at 08:12 PM.



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    When You get into the jury or court room tell the Judge You know the excused or Defendant Yadda yadda yadda

    Worked for me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post
    When You get into the jury or court room tell the Judge You know the excused or Defendant Yadda yadda yadda

    Worked for me...
    they might make you a witness if you do that



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    Just do it. It COULD be a "cool" experience. But it could be boring and dumb.

    To get out of it just say everything to make yourself unqualified. But dont go overboard or theyll actually talk to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subliminal View Post


    they might make you a witness if you do that
    Nope when i did mine, Me and the other juries and judge where in a room before it start telling us how things where going to go done. And he said the name of the excused and i new the guy from 11th Grade year and the judge said i cant be a jury..

    I still got paid for it tho..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subliminal View Post


    they might make you a witness if you do that
    If u know the defendant, and the defendant is a murderer they're gonna question the living shit out of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombsaway707 JR. View Post
    Tell them you have a better call of duty


    OT: Say you're extremely biased.
    Biased idea is biased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SidTwist View Post


    If u know the defendant, and the defendant is a murderer they're gonna question the living shit out of you.

    yeah thats what i meant



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    say your black. /end of topic


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