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    I Got Jury Duty !!!!

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    You could always act like you have a bias that will effect your judgement. So if its like a drunk driving case you should just be like i hate drunk drivers and i think every one of them should have the death sentence. Boom judge will dismiss you.

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    you do know you get paid for jury duty right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subliminal View Post
    you do know you get paid for jury duty right?

    like $80 dollars/day
    You're talking out of your ass, most states will give you max 25 dollars a day for duty. Which means you miss out on a shit ton of cash if its multiple days if you have a job already while getting called for duty.

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