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    Unhappy Ultimate Weed Thread.

    Yesterday I smoked weed for my first time.
    I seriously felt like I was going to die.
    My heart was pounding so FAST. I couldnt breathe..and my stomach tightend up.
    I almost started crying.
    the people who I smoked with started laughing at me and i just started tripping out.
    When my friend would talk to me..i had to say"what" more then once and by the fourth or fifth time i what understood they were saying.
    I was really pale too.

    after this,i dont want to smoke weed.

    it was the worst feeling ever.
    I really thought that it was the end for me..

    any experinces??
     
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    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Actually, it's most likely because you were paranoid in the 1st place that you acted so strangely. Next tim just kick back and chill, say some funny shit, and enjoy your high.
    If your worried about how red your eyes are, how puffy they are, how high you look, or who's going to find out, don't do it at all.
    Weed isn't for paranoid pussies, it's to kick back and have a great time imo.

    My first time, I was paranoid as fuck, and scared as fuck...Smoked some White Widow, and OG Kush...Oh boi....I felt like I was in a movie....Everyone was like, "omg, are you high?"
    I replied with, "no, the wind blew some dirt in my eyes".
    After a few times, I started to enjoy it.
    The next time someone asked me that, I said, "I'm high as fuck *smile*."

    Just chill out, and have a blast.


    BTW, doesn't this go in the reefer section??
    Yes, we actually have one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~LunarKaori~ View Post
    Actually, it's most likely because you were paranoid in the 1st place that you acted so strangely. Next tim just kick back and chill, say some funny shit, and enjoy your high.
    If your worried about how red your eyes are, how puffy they are, how high you look, or who's going to find out, don't do it at all.
    Weed isn't for paranoid pussies, it's to kick back and have a great time imo.

    My first time, I was paranoid as fuck, and scared as fuck...Smoked some White Widow, and OG Kush...Oh boi....I felt like I was in a movie....Everyone was like, "omg, are you high?"
    I replied with, "no, the wind blew some dirt in my eyes".
    After a few times, I started to enjoy it.
    The next time someone asked me that, I said, "I'm high as fuck *smile*."

    Just chill out, and have a blast.
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    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    dont do weed nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    dont do weed nuff said.
    How exactly do you "do weed"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~LunarKaori~ View Post
    How exactly do you "do weed"....
    You simply do weed.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    dont do weed nuff said.
    You smoke it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post


    You smoke it.
    You masturbate it.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    I usually stuff some orange kush, do the hibby jibby in it, then sell it, then someone smokes my jizz + weed and gets super duper high, bad high, tripps out, says what like 5 times then finally understands what everyones saying.

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    nice copy and paste
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    my first time, didn't cough, didn't feel anything but it felt good.
    wasn't a big problem.


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