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    Woman masturbates herself to death [OLD](but funny)

    An inquest into the death of a 30-year-old woman from Cirencester has ruled that death was caused by heightened sexual arousal as she masturbated watching pornography.

    Nicola Paginton was found dead by her employer and a friend after they broke into her home. Miss Paginton’s boss Sarah Griffiths had gone to her home after she failed to turn up for work, when Miss Paginton failed to answer the door Griffiths looked through the windows and saw her lying motionless on her bed so she decided to break in.

    After enlisting the help of a neighbour, Michelle Grant, the pair broke into Miss Paginton’s home and discovered that she was dead with her laptop computer still running. The pair then lifted Miss Paginton’s duvet and discovered she was naked from the waist down and a vibrator was next to her. The laptop still had the porno showing on the screen.

    Speaking at this week’s inquest into Miss Paginton’s sudden death Home Office pathologist Dr Richard Jones said that the cause of death had been a heart arrhythmia which was likely brought on by her state of arousal.

    Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore ruled that Miss Paginton died from natural causes and her activity before death probably contributed towards them.

    she must of been watching some hardcore shizzle



    im afraid i might die like this

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    only happens to faggots who cant handle sex.

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    wow /fp that's sad for her family
    Family friend "How did she died"
    Dad "oh She masturbated herself to death"
    Family friend ""


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    ahahahahahhahahahahahaha
    i dont think i could keep myself from laughing at a funeral like that

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    Thats really sad, but strange to die like that.

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    Isn't this too explicit for your age? @hackzerz

    i want to ban you. feeling it. you're really irritating, you love to talk about sex, dicks, and all that shit and you've just came back
    can't wait for 1,337 ban or for you to be CS


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Isn't this too explicit for your age? @hackzerz

    i want to ban you. feeling it. you're really irritating, you love to talk about sex, dicks, and all that shit and you've just came back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Isn't this too explicit for your age? @hackzerz

    i want to ban you. feeling it. you're really irritating, you love to talk about sex, dicks, and all that shit and you've just came back
    can't wait for 1,337 ban or for you to be CS
    jabjab dont like sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post


    jabjab dont like sex
    Dont thinks hes had enough pleasure.

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    yeh i know :/ im gonna stop masturbating now

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    It's the immaturity , not the sexual references.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post
    jabjab dont like sex
    Oh daum
    I'm Alen on Steam. RIP Skype Friday nights.

    I'm Navi's lover <span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:2.5% 97.5%;background-size:4100%" title="hearts"></span></span>

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    i forsee someone getting banned

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