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    Colombia, The only risk is wanting to stay


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    My friend is from Colombia /csb

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    WE LOVE COLOMBIA
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    i heard in columbia all they do is cocaine

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    My friend lives in columbia here are the dumbest laws that he sent me:

    1. You can buy a knife in any market or warehouse… but carrying a knife with you is illegal.

    2. Only the president and its escorts or bodyguards are authorised to NOT to respect any traffic signal (traffic lights included).

    3. The social security system covers almost any organ transplant (liver, kidney, etc.)… BUT the social security system does not ‘cover’ the medicines required to the transplant to be effective; so you have to establish a legal action against the hospital that attended you -before the transplant- and then the hospital will provide the medicines.

    4. There is one day in the year in Bogotá (capital city), in which personal cars are not allowed, only public service cars (taxis and busses) are allowed to move on the streets.

    5. No matter how many felonies you have carried out to commit a crime, you will be only sentenced for the one with represents the higher number of years in prison. For example, you knock down a police officer and stoles his gun, with that gun you break a glass, breack into a house, robbed the house and killed the owner.

    In Colombia, you will be 'prosecuted' for: Assaulting the officer (4+ years), Disrespect to the authority (2+ year), Robbery to an officer (5+ years), Entering into a house without permission (5+ years), Damages to third’s property (4+ years), Robbery and assault (5+ years) Carrying a weapon with you (4+ years), Wearing a gun (5+ years) and Killing someone (30 years)… BUT you will be only 'convicted' for killing a man with the maximum penalty (35 years in prison).

    6. National Anthem must be played in every radio station at 6am and 6pm.

    7. You can't work on nor wash your car in the street.

    8. A pedestrian cannot walk in front of a car when the engine is on.

    9. You cannot turn to the left with your car (at any time) in any intersection.

    10. You cannot turn to the right with your car (at any time) when the traffic light is in red.

    11. Traffic lights cease working at 11pm (they all remain in ambar).

    12. Criminal offenders with penalties from 1 to 4 years, do not go to prison. There is something called "House as a Jail", so they will be sent home to serve their time.
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    My friend lives in columbia here are the dumbest laws that he sent me:

    1. You can buy a knife in any market or warehouse… but carrying a knife with you is illegal.

    2. Only the president and its escorts or bodyguards are authorised to NOT to respect any traffic signal (traffic lights included).

    3. The social security system covers almost any organ transplant (liver, kidney, etc.)… BUT the social security system does not ‘cover’ the medicines required to the transplant to be effective; so you have to establish a legal action against the hospital that attended you -before the transplant- and then the hospital will provide the medicines.

    4. There is one day in the year in Bogotá (capital city), in which personal cars are not allowed, only public service cars (taxis and busses) are allowed to move on the streets.

    5. No matter how many felonies you have carried out to commit a crime, you will be only sentenced for the one with represents the higher number of years in prison. For example, you knock down a police officer and stoles his gun, with that gun you break a glass, breack into a house, robbed the house and killed the owner.

    In Colombia, you will be 'prosecuted' for: Assaulting the officer (4+ years), Disrespect to the authority (2+ year), Robbery to an officer (5+ years), Entering into a house without permission (5+ years), Damages to third’s property (4+ years), Robbery and assault (5+ years) Carrying a weapon with you (4+ years), Wearing a gun (5+ years) and Killing someone (30 years)… BUT you will be only 'convicted' for killing a man with the maximum penalty (35 years in prison).

    6. National Anthem must be played in every radio station at 6am and 6pm.

    7. You can't work on nor wash your car in the street.

    8. A pedestrian cannot walk in front of a car when the engine is on.

    9. You cannot turn to the left with your car (at any time) in any intersection.

    10. You cannot turn to the right with your car (at any time) when the traffic light is in red.

    11. Traffic lights cease working at 11pm (they all remain in ambar).

    12. Criminal offenders with penalties from 1 to 4 years, do not go to prison. There is something called "House as a Jail", so they will be sent home to serve their time.
    1. Theres two types of knifes, the only for the kitchen and the ones that are used as weapons. Its all about protection.

    2. Fucking False, The only thing that can avoid traffic signs are the ambulances (Wich have a urgency)

    3 There's something called EPS. with that 99% of medicines are 88% cheaper than without an EPS. So Exampple: Aspirin Cost 10 dolars without EPS, with EPS The aspirin cost around 2 dollars, swo buying a medicine will not be a problem.

    4. Yeah there's only 1 day, and it worked ALOT, because the pollution is reduced ALOT.

    5. The maximun penalty is about 60 years (There's a law that wants to make it 4 life)

    6 Yeah. that law was made to remember where are we from. (WE LOVE OUR CONTRY, WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO SING IT LOUD)

    7. TOTALY FALSE, In the traffic lights, theres alot of people that offers you the service to clean up your windows, and they're 100% LEGAL

    8. OMFG You're friend is a fucking retard, Theres something called '' cebras o cruces peatonales'' wich are located on the roads.
    Maybe your friends is afraid to pass in front of a car

    9. Totally False, the're some streets that allows it, the rest doesn't to avoid crashes.

    10. The're some special traffic lights for people that want to turn to the right. so when it shines at green they can (THIS TO AVOID CRASHES)

    11. Traffic Light Work ALL DAY, (Some traffic lights shines at ambar because they're broken, but they dont last forever.)

    12. This depend on the person, if the person has a past record on his criminal record, the ''House as jail'' is not applicated, anyways if you get ''House as jail'' You cannot use internet, Phones, or leave your house.
    The only thing you can do is watch TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    i head in columbia cocaine is cheap
    Yep you give heads.

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    hahahahaha i saw the title i thought
    columbia the only place where you can risk your life

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    Quote Originally Posted by okled View Post
    hahahahaha i saw the title i thought
    columbia the only place where you can risk your life
    Shut the fuck up.
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