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    1-Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2-You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen.
    3-Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    4-It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork(favorite.)
    5-Dumbass.
    6-If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid
    7-You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.(epic)
    8-Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.(for goodbyes)
    9-We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
    10-I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.(lol)
    Read them all muhahahah.
    There is more but this is enough.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion. View Post
    1-Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2-You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen.
    3-Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    4-It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork(favorite.)
    5-Dumbass.
    6-If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid
    7-You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.(epic)
    8-Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.(for goodbyes)
    9-We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
    10-I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.(lol)
    Read them all muhahahah.
    There is more but this is enough.
    Google does wonders.

    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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    Quote Originally Posted by StayTrue View Post


    Google does wonders.
    Yup b=me too

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    My kids momma is so poor she had to put a 5 cent candy on layway

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    tell him... Your mom is such an asshole that when i ask if i could see tvshe said yes but i couldnt turn it on!
    Aim for the best, reach for success.

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    tell him to go fuck himself and walk away. auto win


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    Quote Originally Posted by okled View Post
    -1 spammer
    wtf? .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sidious View Post
    Stay on topic
    And that is why your red rep
    Lol wow you are some retarded shit? I was on topic, I was suggesting you go watch the vid cuz they got some good shit.
    Last edited by Unicow; 02-24-2011 at 06:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    Lol are you retarded? I was on topic, I was suggesting you go watch the vid cuz they got some good shit.
    I was saying to give some lines
    Not to watch some video or what ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sidious View Post
    I was saying to give some lines
    Not to watch some video or what ever
    Dude you really are fucking retarded, that vid HAS lines you fucking dumbass -_- and yes imad cuz u retarded...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    Dude you really are fucking retarded, that vid HAS lines you fucking dumbass -_- and yes imad cuz u retarded...
    umadbra?
    Just stfu it this post is over 5 hours long so No point of talking about it anymore -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sidious View Post
    umadbra?
    Just stfu it this post is over 5 hours long so No point of talking about it anymore -.-
    Obviously you have issues, I clearly stated IMAD before. It's obvious who's gona win that $200. You are some dumb piece of shit <3
    Last edited by Unicow; 02-24-2011 at 06:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    Obviously you have issues, I clearly stated IMAD before. It's obvious who's gona win that $200.
    I know u said it lol
    Thats why i said it again
    xD now dont even bother replying

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