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    What are the first 3 words in any mexican cookbook?


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    Ahalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalaallaalal alalaalalalaa *click* *click* *click* uhmmm.... *click*
    yes.

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    old joke

    3 guys on a skyscrapers roof
    1 is american 1 is asian and 1 is mexican
    they all have to throw off 1 thing they have to much of in there country
    the asian throws off some rice and said we have way to many of those in our country
    the mexican throws off some tacos and said we have way to many of those in our country
    the american throws off the mexican and said we have way to many of those in our country

    i still find it funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post
    old joke

    3 guys on a skyscrapers roof
    1 is american 1 is asian and 1 is mexican
    they all have to throw off 1 thing they have to much of in there country
    the asian throws off some rice and said we have way to many of those in our country
    the mexican throws off some tacos and said we have way to many of those in our country
    the american throws off the mexican and said we have way to many of those in our country

    i still find it funny
    i heard one like that.

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    This one try it pretty old tho.

    There was a Brunette , a Red head and a blonde
    They were chased by cops
    They saw a farm and ran for cover
    The brunette ran into the cows
    The red head into the pigs
    and the blonde in the potato sack
    Then the cops came and first go to the cows
    The brunette said MOOO...the cop left
    The cop then go to the pigs
    Then the red head said OINK OINK...the cop left
    and finally the cop goes to the potato sack
    The blonde said POTATO POTATO
    The blonde was shot and killed.

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    I hate your mum jokes
    theyre so annoying.


    Need help with CALL OF DUTY RELATED or anything just private message me and im willing to help ^____^ Have a nice day!
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    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

    i know its weird question, but i need !

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    this is sorta had to be there, but at hockey games after penalties are over one guy yells out "all penalties are over teams are at equal strength" then crowd says "thats debatable". my joke was about black history month. "black history month is over, races are at equal strength".. "thats debatable"


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    Or you could be like
    Theres a smart blonde a dumb blonde and santa
    there walking down the road and they see a 100$ bill
    which one picks it up?










    None because theres no such thing as a smart blonde or santa and the dumb blonde doesn't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L3G3ND_KILL3R View Post
    I hate your mum jokes
    theyre so annoying.
    Ehh, I still consider mine to be funny (just because about 99% of the population won't get it).
    Hmm...

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    Lol really racist one....
    What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

    none! they both hang from trees.
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    Q: Whats the best part of raping babies?


    A: Kicking them to death in a forest aftewards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Bones Brook View Post
    Q: Whats the best part of raping babies?


    A: Kicking them to death in a forest aftewards.
    That's not a joke, that's just the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    Ehh, I still consider mine to be funny (just because about 99% of the population won't get it).
    Hmm...

    Why are aspirins white?

    Because they work.




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