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    Dude u butchered it. The real joke goes like this:

    How do you keep niggers from hanging around in your front yard?
    Hang them in the back yard.

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    because it's white

    Whats the same between black people and Sperm
    Only one in a million actually work


    Quote Originally Posted by joblo150 View Post
    Dude u butchered it. The real joke goes like this:

    How do you keep niggers from hanging around in your front yard?
    Hang them in the back yard.
    No you fucked it over
    Why would you hang a nigger in your back yard





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    There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

    The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

    The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

    The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

    She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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    I gots one more, pretty fucked up and racist:

    What do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn?
    Antique farm equipment.

    pretty fucking racist huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joblo150 View Post
    I gots one more, pretty fucked up and racist:

    What do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn?
    Antique farm equipment.

    pretty fucking racist huh?
    Nope

    Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
    NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

    What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
    You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.





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    Q: Whats black and blue and hates having sex?

    A: The 12 year old in my trunk.
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    What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
    Will the defendant please rise.

    What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
    Stop laughing and reload


    Don't start a racist joke contest with me
    I'm not racist but you will lose


    What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans?
    The black one steals your watch.

    Why are black people so good at Basketball?
    Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL





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    How do you stop a black man from drowning?
    You take your foot off his head.

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    Why are black people good at swimming?

    Shit floats.

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    I Dont plan on stopping till i won

    Whats the difference between a park bench and a black man?
    the bench can support a Family

    A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

    "Africa," says the parrot.





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    black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
    The cop!

    Why are there more black folk then Indians?
    Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

    Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
    They have to put their lipstick some where.





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    Q: How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?

    A: Both problems can be solved with a coat hangar.
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    For gthe record once again
    I Am Not Racist

    What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
    They both don't work and always take your money.





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    What do you call one black on the moon?
    A Problem

    What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
    A Problem

    What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
    Problem solved

    Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
    Because they were still monkeys.

    Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
    KFC isnt open on holidays.

    What would martin luther king be if he was white?
    Alive





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