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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    Damn /fp
    CAUSE YOU COPY PASTINNNN

    One more dead baby joke.

    Q: What is the difference between a baby, and a slice of bread?

    A: You can put the bread in a toaster, for the baby you actually have to turn on the oven.
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    A blond walks into an electrical store and says "How much is that microwave?"
    the shop keeper replies "Sorry we don't sell to blondes"
    The blonde Dies her Hair Brown and walks back into the shop and asks "How much is that microwave?"
    the shop keeper replies "Sorry we don't sell to blondes"
    the blonde dies her hair black and walks back into the shop and asks "How much is that microwave?"
    the shop keeper replies "Sorry we don't sell to blondes"
    the blonde dies her hair Orange and walks back into the shop and asks "How much is that microwave?"
    the shop keeper replies "Sorry we don't sell to blondes"
    The Blonde says " How do you know i'm a Blonde"
    the shop keeper replies "that's a TV not a microwave"





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    Q: How do you stop a gang rape?

    A: Throw a basketball at them.
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    What is Black, Hairy, has 8 legs and gives Girls nightmares?

    Interracial gang bang





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    You guys should make something like failblog

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    I actually like how this thread turned out. I hope to wake up tomorrow and see it still alive with more jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post
    What do you call one black on the moon?
    A Problem

    What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
    A Problem

    What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
    Problem solved

    Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
    Because they were still monkeys.

    Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
    KFC isnt open on holidays.

    What would martin luther king be if he was white?
    Alive
    That was kinda like my joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griefbackup View Post

    That was kinda like my joke.
    Which one?





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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    Hands down i am the fucking funniest guy ever to live
    and for that statement
    How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    The lights out, how can u count them?
    Dude, you didn't make them up...

    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    Which one?
    I quoted it...
    The one in space but it was about blacks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griefbackup View Post

    Dude, you didn't make them up...


    I quoted it...
    The one in space but it was about blacks.
    i didnt say i did make them up





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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    i didnt say i did make them up
    You are avoiding second part of my post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griefbackup View Post


    You are avoiding second part of my post.
    I am?
    My bad i just didnt read the stuff before i posted





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    Jew JOKES: (not mine)

    How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
    There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline -Riley rice

    What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
    Boyscouts come back from their camps! -Steve

    What's the difference between a jew and a vampire?
    One is a blood sucking vampire, and the other has wings. -mike

    What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
    'Jewpiter' -Ben

    Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!

    Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
    A canoe tips

    How do you get 100 jews into a car?
    Throw a quarter in it.
    How do you get them out again?
    Tell them Hilter is driving.

    How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
    54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

    How do you know you have a queer Jew?
    He likes money more than girls.

    Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
    It stops on a dime, then picks it up

    What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
    Free pork

    Whey do Jews have such big noses?
    Cuz all the airs free.

    Whats the object of Jewish football?
    To get the quarter back.

    How was copper wire invented?
    2 Jews fighting over the same penny

    What language does Jewish homo speak?
    Heblew

    What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
    Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

    Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
    They put parking meters on the roof.

    Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
    They heard that someone dropped a quarter

    What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
    A whine and cheese party.

    Whats Jewish doggy style?
    You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.

    What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
    He breaks his nose. - Mandy

    What's faster than a speeding bullet?
    A jew with a coupon. - John


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