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    Quote Originally Posted by Helger View Post
    MPGH, the best hacking site on net, without any hacks
    Pretty much this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    I am?
    My bad i just didnt read the stuff before i posted
    You're still avoiding it.
    DISTURBED YOU BASTARDO!
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    c0me suck my dick

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    Whats the difference between 500 dead babies and a Rolls Royce?
    I don't have a Rolls Royce in my garage...

    Why do mexicans like refried beans so much?
    Have you even known a mexican to get it right the first time?

    I have soooo many more...

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    i find sexist jokes fkn funny.

    I told this one to my mate awile ago and he nearly started crying of laughter.

    How do you get 4 men to sit on a barstool?
    Turn it upside down.

    And some sexist ones?

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is at the front, who do you let in first?
    the dog, it will shut up once you let it in.

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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    Dam this thread is still alive
    Most threads in general disappear a day after they posted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post
    Dam this thread is still alive
    Most threads in general disappear a day after they posted.
    Its because I made this thread awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Its because I made this thread awesome.
    Its sad...
    but true...

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    @derpderp
    Your baby jokes sparked a baby joke in my mind.

    Whats the hottest thing on Earth?
    A baby in a microwave.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post
    @derpderp
    Your baby jokes sparked a baby joke in my mind.

    Whats the hottest thing on Earth?
    A baby in a microwave.
    Q: What is red, tasty, and dances all around?

    A: A baby on a grill.

    ^Similar.
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    A guy took his blonde GF to her first football game and asked her how she liked it?

    'Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

    Dumbfounded, he asked, 'What do you mean?'

    'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'...

    I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!
    No I do not make game hacks anymore, please stop asking.

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    Q: How do you kill a blonde?

    A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.


    Q: How do you kill her (also blonde) sister?

    A: Tell her to go down to the bottom of the pool and do CPR.
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    The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
    I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex
    It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said
    I wanna watch.

    LOOOL

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    I made this one up.

    What do arabs play in the desert?
    Grenade (hand) ball

    Some I know:

    Q:Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
    A: Because God needs all the women he can get to do his dishes.


    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
    God says: "So you would love her."
    "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
    God says: "So she would love you."

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    so this jewish kid goes up to his dad and says, "Dad, can i borrow 50 dollars?"
    his dad says in reply, "40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for?"

    aha thank if you get it :P

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