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    gahahahahahhahahahah

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    I know this sonuds a little farfetched but i can only hope that you believe and let me get back to my passion for wikipedia. I was in the middle of the harmless session on wikipedia when my wife came in and asked me where the anal lube was. At this point I should have just told her to go away but like any cool dude I love doing it in the ass. So instead of stopping my wikipedia session right there I decided to do her up the ass in front of the computer. Everything was going well until about 10 minutes in when she started shitting profusely all over the keyboard. At this point I paniced and ejaculated on the monitor. In my efforts to clean up the unbearable mess I ended up typing some things that may have been construed as vandilism. Due the intense volume of seamen on my computer screen I was unable to see what I was typing and therefore I should not be held responsible for my action. Next time I am editing wikipedia I will tell my wife we have to forget the the anal.

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    Lol wow.
    Nice going.

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    epic win thread is epic win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inkblot View Post
    epic win thread is epic win.
    Never again.

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    sorta nasty but meh
    yea pretty funny...

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    What the fuck?

    shit's crazy.

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    nigga's crazy.
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    "Everything was going well until about 10 minutes in when she started shitting profusely all over the keyboard"

    Roflmao...
    HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE 25th??? WE HAVEN'T!
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