I know this sonuds a little farfetched but i can only hope that you believe and let me get back to my passion for wikipedia. I was in the middle of the harmless session on wikipedia when my wife came in and asked me where the anal lube was. At this point I should have just told her to go away but like any cool dude I love doing it in the ass. So instead of stopping my wikipedia session right there I decided to do her up the ass in front of the computer. Everything was going well until about 10 minutes in when she started shitting profusely all over the keyboard. At this point I paniced and ejaculated on the monitor. In my efforts to clean up the unbearable mess I ended up typing some things that may have been construed as vandilism. Due the intense volume of seamen on my computer screen I was unable to see what I was typing and therefore I should not be held responsible for my action. Next time I am editing wikipedia I will tell my wife we have to forget the the anal.
╔═╗IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZA
╚═╝SHOOP DA WOOP
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
THE MORAL: WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BULL, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT gimmie ur soul bitches
oh yeah, that's right, I HATE ALL OF YOU
except navi and arun and hood