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    Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe

    LMAO xD

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    Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe

    Written By: Ryan Higa
    Performed By: Ryan Higa & Sean Fujiyoshi

    Based on the original song:
    Soulja Boy - Crank Dat

    LYRICS:
    Intro
    Soulja Boy sucks.
    I got a new dance for ya called cameltoe!
    YOU!
    You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me.
    AWWWWWWWWWWW!
    YOU!

    Chorus (x2)
    Asian boy I'm no negro
    I eat rice, I am yellow.
    I can't rap for shit but still
    I cameltoe dat hoe.
    Now yank that,
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.

    Verse 1
    Asian boy can cameltoe
    It's a simple pop and lock
    Cameltoe your hole,
    Then watch me yank those shorts high up
    Super fresh, but hurts your cock,
    Also hurts the ass crack man
    When I do dat cameltoe
    I pray to god and yank dat thing
    Now OOOOOOOOOOOH!
    It really hurts your own ass
    And if you think that's frightening
    Wait till after when you pass gas
    You catch me at your local party
    Yes I yank it everywhere
    People get mad cuz they're
    Jealous of my underwear.

    Chorus (x2)
    Asian boy I'm no negro
    I eat rice, I am yellow.
    I can't rap for shit but still
    I cameltoe dat hoe.
    Now yank that,
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.

    Verse 2
    I like to eat nato.
    While I'm playing my halo
    I don't give remote to Sean
    Cuz he gon change the Channel.
    Haterz wanna be me
    Asian boy, I'm the man
    They be using my chopstick
    Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man)
    Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and)
    Dance (dance)
    Cows go moo (Cows go moo and)
    NOPE, you can't do it like me
    HOE, So don't do it like me
    Go, means 5 in Japanese.
    Man your face is UGLY.

    Chorus (x2)
    Asian boy I'm no negro
    I eat rice, I am yellow.
    I can't rap for shit but still
    I cameltoe dat hoe.
    Now yank that,
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.
    YOU!
    Yank that cameltoe now.

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    this is WAY better than souljafag
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