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    Question Help Man :(

    Every time i date a girl she comes up and hugs me and then...... I fart.
    It goes like squeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak, and then a little suprise squeak at the end, any help to fix this?

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    Sorry, but I lol'ed of your problem...

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    i need help cuz my mom hugged me too and guess what, SQUEEEEEEEEAKKKKKKKK

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    u made me lol so fking hard

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    Everytime I see this thread guess what, I LAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
    What I can do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
    fake and gay
    Thats not nice, i tried bouncing on a exercise ball but that wont work, i called my doctor he acually lol'ed and i hung up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
    Thats not nice, i tried bouncing on a exercise ball but that wont work, i called my doctor he acually lol'ed and i hung up.
    Bounce some more



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jigsaw View Post
    Everytime I see this thread guess what, I LAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
    What I can do?
    that ^ .
    dam im lol'ing so fking hard . xD

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    Grow some balls ?
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    Okay but my girlfriend sslapped me and she said she wont go to bed with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
    Every time i date a girl she comes up and hugs me and then...... I fart.
    It goes like squeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak, and then a little suprise squeak at the end, any help to fix this?
    It could be worse,
    you could excrete your bowels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
    Okay but my girlfriend sslapped me and she said she wont go to bed with me
    I can imagine the sex.



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    Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
    Okay but my girlfriend sslapped me and she said she wont go to bed with me
    Get a different girlfriend. Obviously this one doesn't like you
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    don't date girls.

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