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    Jab and Iverson

    Are both dumb ass mother fuckers. That can't do simple 8th grade math.

    Here's the situation:

    On MPGHCraft, Someone was buying stacks of stone for a diamond a piece, and I wanted the stone also, so we went into a bit of an auction for the stones.

    The other guy immedeately prompted that he'd give whatever I offered +1.

    So I said I'd give whatever I offer +2.

    Let what I offer be represented by X.

    If I offered 35 diamonds for the stones.

    X would = 35.

    The other guy saying he'd offer + 1 what I offered. His total would be

    X + 1 or 35 + 1 = 36

    Me saying I'd offer +2 whatever offered, my total would be

    X + 2 or 35 + 2 = 37



    However, Jab and Iverson continued that if I offered 35 then the other guy would pay 38 meaning 35 + 1 would = 38? Aok.

    Dumb ass faggots. You need a tutor?

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    35+1 is 38,


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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
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    Toxin is a moron. Whatever toxin offers to give is x+2, we can call this f(x) so f(x)=x+2. What we said is that we'd go one higher so our equation would come out to g(x)=f(x)+1

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
    35+1 is 38,
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    My offer + one more.
    I'm not offering the one more, I'm just adding it to it.
    My offer is still 35, you're just getting a +1 for bonus.

    Thus making Parox's offer equal to 37. For he is adding 2 to what I offered, which is 35.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post
    My offer + one more.
    I'm not offering the one more, I'm just adding it to it.
    My offer is still 35, you're just getting a +1 for bonus.

    Thus making Parox's offer equal to 37. For he is adding 2 to what I offered, which is 35.
    Sorry but whatever you give to a receiving party is considered the offer. "bonuses" don't apply. So whatever the total sum is of what you give away will be considered the offer.

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    FAIL IS FAIL. I'd still give it to my mate rather than some one I don't know even if the offer is worse.

    Minecraft is SRS BUSINESS

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    Just like if you're getting paid at a job, what you make for the hours you worked, is the same as the commission you make for sales.

    From what you're trying to say, would make my offer alone endless.

    35 + 1 = 36

    36 = my offer so you gotta +1 making it 37 which is my new offer which you had to add one to, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post
    Just like if you're getting paid at a job, what you make for the hours you worked, is the same as the commission you make for sales.

    From what you're trying to say, would make my offer alone endless.

    35 + 1 = 36

    36 = my offer so you gotta +1 making it 37 which is my new offer which you had to add one to, etc.
    Our total offer is g(x), your total offer is f(x). g(x)=f(x)+1. So how ever you put your offer in whatever words, ours will ALWAYS be 1 higher than yours.

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