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    Told a girl that I loved her.

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    The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was the first time Antoine and I went to the movies.
    We went to see catch me if you can with Leonardo Dicaprio because we're both madly in love with him. Anyway, we get about 30 mins into the movie, and Antoine starts touching my cock, this eventually leads to him sucking me.
    Well.. everything was going well for a while..I was kind of hiding his face behind my bag of popcorn, well..unfortunately I never got to cum in Antoine's mouth that night, because a trio of black people decided to interrupt us by yelling: "YO..he suckin dat niggas dick..!"

    Niggers in movie theaters..never fucking quiet I tells ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butt Puppet View Post
    The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was the first time Antoine and I went to the movies.
    We went to see catch me if you can with Leonardo Dicaprio because we're both madly in love with him. Anyway, we get about 30 mins into the movie, and Antoine starts touching my cock, this eventually leads to him sucking me.
    Well.. everything was going well for a while..I was kind of hiding his face behind my bag of popcorn, well..unfortunately I never got to cum in Antoine's mouth that night, because a trio of black people decided to interrupt us by yelling: "YO..he suckin dat niggas dick..!"

    Niggers in movie theaters..never fucking quiet I tells ya.
    this fails in soo hard stop trolling and put a real one.
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    this fails in soo hard stop trolling and put a real one.
    I'm sorry I don't understand?

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    When I was little, like 3, my church was having a birthday party for me at my house, and I decided to play with some shoes. I was pretending that my hands were feet and I was pretending to "walk" on water. The shoes slipped off my hands, went into the fish tank, and killed my poor little fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butt Puppet View Post
    I'm sorry I don't understand?
    prove that you are really gay.
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    prove that you are really gay.
    How would you like me to do this...?
    it's 2011 there are lots of gay people on earth..
    get with the program?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butt Puppet View Post
    Niggers in movie theaters..never fucking quiet I tells ya.
    Truly hypocritical. You're gonna judge someone by their race, but be gay and act like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Butt Puppet View Post
    How would you like me to do this...?
    it's 2011 there are lots of gay people on earth..
    get with the program?
    It's 2011 there are lots of black people on earth
    Get with the program?
    Last edited by J Miliam; 03-11-2011 at 10:40 PM.

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    Shit double post. Damn mobile.

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    I got made fun of in front of a ton of popular people because I sucked at football. Good day. Everyone laughed, except me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    Shit double post. Damn mobile.
    Bullshit? You didnt even edit that post.
    Anyways most embarassing thing to happen to me was this fat chick shit her plants in class and i pissed my pants from laughter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post


    Bullshit? You didnt even edit that post.
    Anyways most embarassing thing to happen to me was this fat chick shit her plants in class and i pissed my pants from laughter.
    It doesn't say i did because I'm on MOBILE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post


    Bullshit? You didnt even edit that post.
    Anyways most embarassing thing to happen to me was this fat chick shit her plants in class and i pissed my pants from laughter.
    You can't edit posts on the mobile version of MPGH. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZEROProJect View Post


    You can't edit posts on the mobile version of MPGH. D:
    Yeah you can. I'm on iPod. Edits perfectly fine.

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    when the wrestlers found anime porn on my ipod
    i had it there as a joke lmao

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