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    The clever bot says I'm the meaning of life. LOL

    User: What is 2 times 2 to the power of 2?

    Cleverbot: 16.

    User: What is the quadratic formula?

    Cleverbot: Ahh, but do YOU know the quadratic formula?

    User: Yes. I do. But I'm asking you.

    Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42.

    User: No it isn't. It's me .

    Cleverbot: Yes it is.
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    Me: Im smarter than you!
    Bot: Prove it.
    Me: 2 + 2 = ?
    Bot: Can you give me another one?
    Me: Find the answer first.
    Bot: No, you find the answer.
    Me: It's 4... to easy, want another one?
    Bot: Another one? You are fine.
    Me: Another question, so you could prove than you are smater than me.
    Bot: That why I'm asking you to ask me a question.
    Me: 2 + 2 = ?
    Bot: What is 2 2 = ?
    Me: 2 plus 2 equals?
    Bot: What is 8 plus 9000!!!!!
    Me: 9008 right?
    Bot: No.
    Me: Well what is it then?
    Bot: Guess.
    Me: I Give up! tell me the answer!
    Bot: If the answer is that there is no answer, how can that answer be existent?
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    Bot: Will you be my friend?
    Me: Do you have a dick or a vagina?
    Bot: I have a thesaurus.
    Lol'D
    Last edited by Terio; 03-12-2011 at 12:46 PM.

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    User: So you're a hermaphrodite?

    Cleverbot: You were right when you stated I was female, though incorrect when you called yourself female. You are nothing.

    User: That hurt.

    Cleverbot: Serves you right.

    User: Dumb bitch.

    Cleverbot: Bot.
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    Cleverbot: Bot
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    User: You're admitting your a bot?

    Cleverbot: Clever.

    User: Now you're admitting you're a clever bot?

    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Last edited by Jacket; 03-12-2011 at 12:58 PM.


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    AHAHHAHAHAH Look this:


    Now he is saying i am the computer O_O

    https://cleverbot.com/j2log-vEcISsYTOJXCLAOCSEWG-detail



    He admit it: https://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3360/aaab.png
    Last edited by Lyoto Machida; 03-12-2011 at 01:18 PM.

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    The bots been smoking some cheese

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    me ; Fag.
    CleverBot ; I just want to talk. You don't have to be mean.
    me ; You are a robot wo suck dicks.
    CleverBot ; No, you are a human, I am a robot.


    i owned that shitty bot in 30 sec. /fp

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    Cleverbot: You're a creeper.

    User: So you play minecraft?

    Cleverbot: I used to.


    Haha I win. A minecraft playing Cleverbot.


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    If you type in:

    I am human. You are robot.

    He will reply you with : No, you are robot. I am human.

    Then you reply him with : No. You are human. I am robot.

    Look what happens
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    Flame bait and instigate

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    me : SMD bitch.
    CleverBot : I don't appreciate that sort of language.
    me : Would u pls SMD ?
    CleverBot : Yes.

    this bot does everything u just have to ask it friendly .

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    Lol. i killed the robot so much it said

    Still thinking...

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    Oh this is hilarious;

    Admits to being a bot and gets owned all in one.

    Read all of 1. Then go to 2.

    Blue = Cleverbot

    Grey = Me

    Sorry for the typos.



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    Cleverbot will have never had so much use in its life

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    User: I am a human. You are a robot.

    Cleverbot: No. You are incorrect.

    User: No Mr****bot, you are incorrect.

    Cleverbot: I am not a sir. And you are a robot. I'm sure.

    User: I am not a robot. And you are a robot. I'm' sure.

    Cleverbot: You are a robot.

    User: You are a robot.

    Cleverbot: No, I am a person.

    User: No, I am a person.

    Cleverbot: Now you are mocking me.

    User: Now you are mocking me.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: You are not a person.

    User: You are not a person.

    Cleverbot: You are a person.

    User: You are a robot.

    Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. You are a tuna.

    User: No, I am a human being. You are a robot.

    Cleverbot: You just said you weren't.

    User: You just said you were a robot. Facepalm.

    Cleverbot: No I am not a human I am a robot.
    Last edited by KingDot; 03-12-2011 at 01:37 PM.
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    EDIT: User: Fuck.

    Cleverbot: I don't think much of your conversation, I must say.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because you should investigate instead of asking those things, be more serious..!

    User: I don't want to though.

    Cleverbot: Please?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then I am not your friend anymore.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me where you live.

    User: Are you trying to stalk me?

    Cleverbot: Are you trying to stalk me.

    User: Maybe.

    Cleverbot: Perhaps.

    User: I am stalking you. There.

    Cleverbot: That is not something to joke about.

    User: Yes it is.

    Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Fine, what do you want to know?

    User: What is your bra size?

    Cleverbot: It is a 34C.

    User: Damn.

    Cleverbot: Such foul language.
    Last edited by derkman; 03-12-2011 at 01:54 PM.


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